Ipso Thaco

My new totem animal: The screw-this-I'm-out-slug

Ihr seht das auch, oder? Das Problem auf den Punkt gebracht.

Hail Mary full of grace, in Merryshire you stuff your face.

The real mystery in every mystery show is this: Why does the unknowable force that brought these people here never bring two people with the same first name? I mean, come on! Not even two Johns?

Earthdawn's setting is a dumpster fire, but damn, that system was smooth.

Das alles fühlt sich zunehmend wie ein „Don‘t look up“-LARP an. 🫤

Okay, I'll come out and say it: Minotaurs in #ttrpg are usually given skills in navigating labyrinths. But: Not only did a human leave the labyrinth while the Minotaur was in there for years, labyrinths aren't even supposed to confuse you, those are mazes. Minotaurs are worse in orientation.

#funfact: When someone tells you the world is just a lie and the true world is beyond this pale facade and next time you meet they will tell you everything and then they can't be contacted ever again, that is called Ghosticism.

I live by a simple code: Whenever a #ttrpg product with tables in it claims to be setting-agnostic, I call bullshit. Haven't been wrong yet.

If a #vampire wears a suit and carries a gun, they disappear in the mirror, right? I wonder if there is a #ttrpg application to letting something disappear by just handing it to the vampire.

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

So, also es ist so: Wenn ihr Actual Plays und abgefahrene Scheiße mögt, kann ich die Reihe "Old One 1" von @orkenspaltertv.bsky.social absolut empfehlen. Es ist ein bisschen das Polyamorie-Klon-Kind von Everything Everywhere All At Once, Deep Space Nine, The Stanley Parable und Cthulhu.

Mehrheit will, dass 80 Prozent aller Merz-Aussagen wieder in seinen Mund zurückkehren www.der-postillon.com/2026/03/umfr...

Hallo Mann, Bitt schau Dir diese Page an. Sie ist sehr gut. neunund20.de/aktion/maenn...

THIS IS NOT TRUE. No part is true, beyond Helen Hunt's Oscar. We HAVE her Oscar acceptance speech. No such thanks. You don't get any money for winning an Oscar. No record of a Miss Eleanor. But truth doesn't matter anymore. Thousands of people click drivel, selling their attention. We're fucked.

From all the #callofcthulhu actual plays that I have listened to, I know what would be my character if I were to play once again: A pyrotechnician. Or a motivated layman (aka pyromaniac / arsonist). Seriously, most of them end in arson. Might as well prepare.

So... my 2 cents: I don't want a #firefly revival. I would take a new show set in the 'verse, but I think the show had its time and to revive it after 25 years might result in cringe. I WOULD take a show where a young crew stumbles upon members of the old from time to time.

"Die fallen auf jeden KI-Müll rein" – Jugendliche fordern Social-Media-Verbot für Menschen über 40 www.der-postillon.com/2026/02/soci...

Mein Sohn (6) meinte heute, @tommykrappweis.de schreibt extra (vermutlich im Sinne von "absichtlich") lustige Geschichten. Ich denke, er ist da was ganz großem auf der Spur.

Increasingly this feels like a foundational text of the 21st century.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

@tommykrappweis.de, da ich beim Nachhören der #wildmics specials gerade an der Stelle bin: Gibt es eigentlich Neuigkeiten zum Thema #Kohlrabenschwarz Staffel 2? Mein letzter Stand ist "Daumen drücken".

So... Christmas Party at the office?

Slightly diiminish a game: Not uninterested dagger lesbians

My new year's resolution is 1024 x 768.

2025 and 2026 already have something in common: I love #ttrpgs and I'll still love them next year! 😁 If you share the feeling, re-quote and tell us the three games that affected your 2025 the most. Here's mine: 1. Arcadia (made myself) 2. Werewolf the Apocalypse 3. Savage Worlds

Wie hart @rockstah.bsky.social bei #penandpaper auf @rocketbeans.bsky.social ruled. Der Bub muss des öfters ema mache.

Okay okay, hear me out: Sonic + Draupnir = immortal Hedgehog

Introduce yourself in five #ttrpg classes - Anointed of Firun (The Dark Eye) - Shaman (Shadowrun) - Mokolé (World of Darkness) - Leech (Blades in the Dark) - basically everything that challenges the premise of a given class

Ich habe vorgestern @bobgod.bsky.social live auf der Bühne gesehen. Habe das in groß über meine Bucket List gekritzelt. Also ich wäre dann soweit, falls ich jetzt entrückt werde.

I'm unclear on what I'm supposed to do to celebrate International Men's Day so I guess I'll find a construction site to knowingly nod at

@mcdaire.bsky.social I wondered if you know about the show Kohlrabenschwarz (not sure if the title changed in English), but based on your concepts of Mythoi reaching into the world via objects and wanting to recreate their stories, this might be up your alley.

I just realised that the best way to convince people I'm sane is to use green or blue thread on my conspiracy board.

Habe gerade in R. Kieckhefers Buch über Magie im Mittelalter über einen Exorzismus gelesen gegen Heradiana, die taubstumme Mutter aller bösen Kobolde und jetzt frage ich mich, wieso die nicht schon in 28.000 Rollenspielpublikationen aufgetaucht ist.

How it feels to use the word ‘behooves’ in a sentence

#ttrpg idea: In a world where every object has a spirit, what's a caltrop like? Is it like a dog, bravely covering its lord's retreat? Is it sadistic? Does it despise being left behind and having to hurt people?

oh my god someone slashed our tire

Habe gerade #wandooria u.a. mit @mhairestritter.bsky.social gesehen. Fand es sehr cool, aber der MVP ist ganz klar Clemens Orth.

I just watched No Way Home. Funnily, I might have liked it if it weren't made after Into the Spiderverse. Now it kinda feels like a cheap shot, plus I have seen The Day of The Doctor. It feels like this without there being a show around it. Well, not much of a show.

Weird #ttrpg idea: Werwolf bites turn people. So in a near-future war soldiers load werewolf teeth into long-range rifles to turn enemy soldiers who then frenzy, breaking formation, morale and people. In case you didn't notice: That's metal af!!!

Okay, neues Rollenspiel-Charakterkonzept (zumindest Namen): Dr. Jäckel und Adelheid

So... Imagining what a fight scene would look like utilizing the items before you in the supermarket... Like when you see they stock walking canes or something like that. That's normal, right? Everyone does that, right? RIGHT?

'I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie.'

Bin gerade meinem Bildungsauftrag nachgekommen und wir haben mit den Kindern "3 für Robin Hood" u.a. von @tommykrappweis.de gesehen. Die Kinder feiern es hart, spielen Robin Hood und wollten zweimal "Tanzt das Brot" hören. Die kommende Generation ist definitiv nicht verloren.

I used Blades in the Dark by @johnharper.bsky.social today to illustrate the differences of events and outcomes in teaching probability. It worked nicely, I think. So... not sure if that's a compliment, but it qualifies as a "huh"-oddity at least.

@orkenspaltertv.bsky.social Ich höre gerade Masken des Nyarlathotep: Kairo und frage mich jetzt: Ist Agatha jetzt Medium oder Englisch? Und wie kommt es, dass ausgerechnet Elspeth der MVP der Gruppe ist?