JD Vance's Focus on the Futon

There has never been a more French police officer in the history of either France or the police

Well, if anyone knows about "very small" and "whacked out," it's this man.

I'm in, y'all. Just give me a date. Or set of dates. #generalstrike

Perfectly said

DHS has never gotten much respect in law enforcement and intelligence communities (in the latter it was basically second to last in the pecking order). Now it’s suddenly flush with cash and high priority and I think it’s very much botching the opportunity at every turn.

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WOOOOOOOOOO

Remember this shit next time some russian trolls tells you "dEmOcRaTs dOn'T eVeN cArE wHy dOn'T tHeY dO mOrE"

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

So @wsj.com has not been so truthful or kind to civil servants or HHS lately. We found this oldie, clearly with amazing graphics. Save the graphics while you can. graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d... Data from www.tycho.pitt.edu.

Precisely: our opponents are nightmare people, absolute horrors in every way, who you would not trust with a small loan or your teenage daughter. And yet we cannot really attack them on these abhorrent qualities because it’s become a political truism that “deplorables” lost Clinton the election.

Confirmed this is a real tweet. These idiots are in charge of our nukes. We're all gonna die, aren't we? The stupidity is palpable. I cannot believe that this department was better managed under Rick Perry, yet these smooth-brained fuckwits make me long for those days.

Surprised I don't see people saying that Trump has Epstein Derangement Syndrome, or "EDs"

@adamkinzinger.substack.com can you get your GOP buddies to give a shit about this? This is an act of treason.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social @msnbc.com @theguardian.com @the-independent.com

Been wondering this for a LONG time. His posts are completely unhinged. He's like a 13 year old on Vent. What the fuck are we even doing.

The actual fuck

No, no no. The US Open can get fucked if they think kissing Trump's rotting ass is the way to go.

Sleep tight, Donald, and may the morning give the world cause for celebration.

If you played me this clip of a Georgia congressman named "Buddy Carter" talking with this accent, I would've called you a hack filmmaker.

Hell yes!! Love to see it! Sehe ich gerne!

HEY DONALD, WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHY ARE YOU HIDING THEM? ARE YOU IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, DONALD????

There’s a DHS check point a block away from my apartment and I cannot express how horrifying it is to no longer feel like I am free to leave my building and be sure I’ll be returning later that day.

Imagine having 1/10000th of the audacity

Man, the GOP will bend over backwards and sellout their entire nation for the slightest chance of Trump d---slapping them with his flaccid little noodle. It's like they want to remind us every day just how badly they want his sad little weenie smooshed into their faces. This was a softball vote!

"Still, I felt the need for Americans to hear his voice and what we did to this man. We illegally sent him to be raped in El Salvador for no other reason but to prove this regime's cruelty and disregard for the rule of law."

She deserves the HELL she caused those GIRLS! P€D0 in Chief will pardon then off her. Good riddance.

Let's not forget she herself sexually abused children. Ghislane Maxwell sexually abused children, but Trump will pardon her if it means she maybe won't tell everyone about him sexually abusing children.

This thread contains excerpts from the government’s June 2022 sentencing memorandum in 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙫. 𝙂𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙭𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, No. 20 Cr. 330 (S.D.N.Y.).

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This bird is fabulous, and its name is an excellent insult. Ya yellow-bellied chat-tyrant!

What is happening

At a doctor’s office — with no warrants, masked, no ID 😳 What are we doing? 🇺🇸

"Truth over vibes" from an AI bot that's gone full Hitler is absolutely... 2025. Like what are we doing. This is insane. I'm sorry to laugh at that last line, I truly am, this is just completely and utterly unhinged.

ICE out here in unmarked cars chasing people.

FKN train wreck of an organization.

Wow! France gifted her to us, and now they’ve captured what so many Americans are feeling on Independence Day. The values the Statue of Liberty stood for are no more. 📌 A stunning mural of the Statue of Liberty covering her face was unveiled in Roubaix, France, on July 3, 2025.