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@vgadvisor.bsky.social tale as old as time

tapping the sign that says “fictional characters are not real people” so furiously that my finger starts to bleed

After several years of calling anyone they dislike a pedophile or a groomer, the GOP has discovered that it can be done to them too, and the chairman of the Ohio Republican party is not happy about it

God damn. open.substack.com/pub/artlust/...

the people who will nod their heads along to this are the same people who are mad about Obama‘s cheesecake factory joke 

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

worth nothing that if Mass Effect 5 had been in “early development” for 6 years, we probably didn’t have much to look forward to anyway. that said RIP hard to Bioware. all good things must die.

Vivek Ramaswamy's Wikipedia Page is a collection of some of the most horrifying sentences ever composed

democrats are the new republicans and the republicans are the new fascists which means the socialists are the new democrats. the overton window doesn’t shift back. we have to break it open.

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES ad (2008) #retro #art #gaming #Persona

the french government is just as culpable for destroyed cultural landmarks as the protestors but y’all clearly are not ready for that conversation bc we can barely being ourselves to firebomb a walmart over here.

eating a Crumbl cookie with a napkin over my head to cover my shame from god

hot girls never charge their phone

when life gets ya down, buy the entire Mr. Mister discography

me when i’m sick so i confine myself to the bathroom and run the shower for several hours in order to cleanse myself within the healing steam

honey its time for you daily getting wokescolded by a terminally online shitlib who has decided that they are the sole arbiter of what ableism is yes dear

captain’s log stardate 40243. today my father asked me what a “Furry” was

today i choose to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving instead of whatever nonsense we were supposed to be recognizing today

i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

of all the things that covid destroyed i am very glad that movie theaters survived

someone recently told me that writers should never use fantasy races as an analogue for real world minorities and i’ve never wanted to punch someone in their media illiterate teeth so badly

if you thought americans were good at voting against their own interests just wait until you meet a brazilian

truck tried merging into my lane bc i was in their blind spot. gave em the horn, they gave me the bird. so i braked hard at the next red light, nearly got rear ended and got the horn. it was at this point they remembered they were in a company car and disappeared into traffic. anyway, bullying works

i think the only reason so many cis white men are pro life is because to them its an acceptable form of feminism and think it will get them laid

saw a political ad that used the phrase “the Kamala Harris agenda” without a trace of irony and it sent me spiraling. these people are like a fuckin speak and spell. the saddest part is that it works.

someone at work asked me if the training videos were boring enough to put me to sleep and i was just like nah i’m on way too many medications for that

nobody tell the ai people about the 12 principles of animation

get you a wife who drains your phone’s battery while you’re at the office

clavicular has been cancelmaxxing

in the planning stages of my diabolical plot to have bidets installed in all the office bathrooms

sometimes it feels like we’re already living in the ruins of our own empire 

so we have to call him the Secretary of War but we can’t call the war he’s leading a war? god damn we live in the dumbest possible timeline.

i don’t care about your race, gender, culture or creed. i don’t want anyone peeing near me period.

they should make a movie about a guy who stops 9/11

don’t forget to convert to islam for kirkentine’s day 🏳️‍🌈

my biggest takeaway from today’s direct is that the Legend of Zelda movie will be called “Legend of Zelda.” groundbreaking stuff.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ad (1998) #retro #art #gaming #Zelda