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It’s far from a perfect analogy but the last day has revealed how some of you would have reacted to slaves killing their owners

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

3 burned alive in a cybertruck after it popped a curb and got wedged between a wall and a tree.

#Bluesky is going to quadruple their content moderation team due to rapid user growth 🦋 They’ll now have 100 mods (via Platformer)

Israeli forces have, on average, killed three Palestinian children in the occupied West Bank every week since October 7, 2023, according to the UN’s Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). 🔴 LIVE Updates ⤵️ aje.io/azth2v

Guillermo del Toro says he's switching to posting on #Bluesky 🦋 "[My Twitter account] will stay mostly unused"

Last year, when I was at MSNBC, I did a 10-minute deep-dive into RFK Jr's anti-vaxxer role in the measles outbreak that killed dozens and dozens of kids in Samoa. I hope every Senator voting in his confirmation process for HHS knows about this crucial and awful story:

#Bluesky officially passes 20M users 🦋

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...

Great work mods!!

Way to stick it to the elites www.cnn.com/2024/11/07/i...

I am antiwar and anti hate unconditionally. even if its america or its allies doing it. I believe we should spend the money we waste overseas killing people on healing and housing ppl here instead. I think those who consider my worldview to be radical are telling on themselves.

Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka theonion.com/trump-admits...

Two fans were ejected from the World Series game. A former umpire called the incident “one of the most aggressive” he’d ever seen.

Every Word Besides ‘Children’ Used To Describe Palestinians Under 18 theonion.com/every-word-b...

This is utterly insane behavior (video)

This is utterly insane behavior

Apple wants $800 to upgrade to 2TB of storage on its new iMac. You gotta be kidding me, it must have PS5 levels of SSD magic 😅 (and yes it’s £800 in the UK)

It’s because Critical Racing Theory correctly says that Cybertrucks are 1) dangerous to public safety and 2) fund a certain billionaire’s dangerous exploits. Remain maidenless, you bootlicker.

i believe this is an important image in our postmodern age

joe biden needs to prove he's tough on immigration and deport elon

Joe Rogan Starting To Make A Lot Of Sense To Man Who Gets All His News From Joe Rogan

HAPPENING TODAY ! we’re going to be doing a western kabuki livestream all day to raise money for the UNRWA for palestine! LIVESTREAM LINK IN REPLIES

‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

This was absolutely incredible, his brain completely broke 😂😂😂

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon:

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus Clark Pollard, a lifelong conservative, explains why - when it comes to people, media, and big cities - he's afraid of it all. And he's not going to apologize for it.

This post won't make sense to Americans, but to UK posters this is a banger

twitter hasn’t implemented the new block feature change yet but i hope they do. whenever elon changes something this place gets way better and full of new users, many who are friends, consistently

kamala harris defended being pro trumps border wall at the town hall, what are we doing ?!

Stepping over dead bodies while escaping Israeli bombs - thousands flee north Gaza

Always existed btw

#TheBoys mocks Donald Trump's publicity stunt at McDonald's 🍟 “Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could ‘serve’ ‘people’ ‘food’”

IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child

i don’t actually care if illegal immigrants vote in elections, like at all

Did and done, bye bye cancer app

You win this round target... Could not resist the Snorlax Also, apparently Snorlax is called Relaxo in dutch 😂