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Holy crap. The small town I grew up in packs bigger crowds than this into the high school gymnasium for any random regular season basketball game.

Oh my god, I saw this photo on CNN and thought Trump was giving Pete Hegseth's ear a little nibble and Pete's face was just like, "yeah, he does this sometimes."

I can't imagine many things more destined to fuck up a 10-year-old kid for life than "my own mother couldn't think of 3 things that make me special. So she used AI to cheat and then told the world about it."

Christ. Nothing says "Democrat" like the party sprinting toward a potentially historic success, only for candidates to start throwing rakes in front of themselves to step on at full speed.

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

When I was moving a couple of years ago, I threw all 11* of my Harry Potter books in the trash, rather than donate them and risk getting some new kid hooked on them. Which is exactly what it feels like they're trying to do by sending these. *I had 4 in French

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

The only time Evil Dead has made me feel drained was nearly 30 years ago, when I kept @tableflipsyou.bsky.social up in our dorm room until 2am, explaining how fuckin' rad it is to watch a dude with a chainsaw hand decapitate Styrofoam monsters that each spray a metric ton of corn syrup blood.

@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

I don't follow (most) wrestling, but every once in a while, my timeline blows up about some wrestling event to a point that I wish I did.

there is still no “young person/internet trend” that confuses me more than the trend of holding lav mics

Nothing in my life has made me feel more like a Boring Adult than watching the opening scene of the original Toy Story, seeing Andy casually toss Mr. Potato Head into Molly's crib, and thinking, "that's a choking hazard! She should NOT be in a room with so many of these toys!"

I love when new people get into the things I love. But it's a bit frustrating that last year, in Salem, in October, I was able to buy Rocky Horror tickets a few hours before the show, but tonight's show was already sold out when I looked FIVE DAYS AGO.

If your favorite podcasts are not made by "a couple guys," I am afraid I have very little respect for you. This is an art form that can only excel in the hands of weird freaks

new hero just dropped

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

when ai leaves u behind

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

For real, I thought Ed Sheeran was wearing a tattoo shirt from Spirit Halloween.

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Who knew I agreed with Skeletor!

As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.

Yesterday, the funniest election result I'd ever heard was Count Binface getting 30% of the vote against Nigel Farage. Today, the funniest result is Seth Moulton barely doing better than that against Ed Markey.

Seriously, take it from someone who has held a VP position at a bank, a random guy who registers a lot of complaints at BofA is more relevant to the strategic direction of the company than any VP. And if I was murdered and anyone described me primarily as a "bank VP," I'd haunt them for eternity.

When It happens 🧎

Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.

All I ever want from my life is to know I lived it in such a way that, when I go, a handful of people will think of me with a fraction of the respect and reverence Dolly Parton deserves today from everyone. She's not just a legend. She's the legend by which all others should be measured.

Just absolutely blew the mind of a cashier at a cafe after being the first person to ever recognize that his "non sum qualis eram" forearm tattoo was from House of Leaves.

One of these days, my Honda Fit will die, and I'll spend the rest of my life angry about the various ways its replacement will inevitably be worse because Honda doesn't make Fits any more.

He also very thirstily wanted to be congratulated for saying it.

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that's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...

EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...