hex 🦈

i work in a way that someone on the internet put very wisely: “i don’t freak unless i’m froken to” so if you don’t express what you want i will be keeping to a polite gentleman style i’ll be fine with a hug after a date tbh 👉👈

i can't be the only guy who looks at the nails of his female friends in awe bc they're so fucking cool

kaptunk pótlót, the day is saved

😂

Treat

⚠️WARNING-HEALTH AND SAFETY BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY. Also online at www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/ Press Ⓐ to continue.

Comrade Компайлер is exceeding the 5-year plan in the true spirit of the Stakhanovite movement 🗣️🔥

my bro's be like "hop on game" i can't bro i'm still fuckin

So there's something wrong with my Linux desktop, sort of a bug. If I play a game the FPS goes down for some odd reason BUT if the mouse is visible in the game the FPS goes back up HOWEVER the game still reports the good FPS even though it clearly isn't presented at that speed what the fuck

I really need to find a Japanese tutor bc the music I get recommended is incredible

22:22

fixed it

the prime minister of japan is posting about PHP

gn bsky

xkcd.com/221/

Incredible

istg ever since people started "vibe-pentesting" every fucking thing has an RCE bug It was PHP, now I came across a post on facebook saying that Node.JS has one (again) what is going on? atp we should just not put shit on the internet, and only publish static HTML sites

One of the only surviving copies now held by a private collector in Austria. A Rom hasn't been dumped to this day.

PSA: PHP had a critical RCE bug. Update your servers

today's fun stuff: on my work laptop all the shortcut arrows have been replaced with the weird box icon lmao

🎶 Brain Implosion Energy, 10000 grams of pure caffeine 🎶

well gang we got flying cars before i got into a proper relationship 🔥 i think it's wraps

grok after you disavow the aryan brotherhood

The perfect metaphor for Apple design these days

Oh, you don't have gf? Here is your gf. Now get to debugging!

Wish I was this guy 🖌

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

If this passes, this could be the most important piece of consumer protection in the digital age.

so i slept at my brother's place last night and whenever he got an Outlook notif, I reacted in my sleep 💀 proven that work has caused me shit...