Simon Christiansen

The Neanderthal Museum in Mettmann, Germany has an exhibit showing a Neanderthal man in a modern suit.

The Neanderthal Museum in Mettmann, Germany has an exhibit showing a Neanderthal man in a modern suit.

This is taking twitter by storm. What do you see?

'Create An Interactive City In Text using ink', my hands-on, live, three-sessions long, game urbanism course using @inkle.co's ink will start on November 24. To find out more and enroll, do have a look here: www.d6learning.com/course/nov26... [illustration by A. Reed]

The scene in Prescription: Murder where the psychiatrist analyzes Columbo is one of my all-time favorites.

once again my torus-shaped uncle Lime Gem is texting me about the maximum dream you can have. i already know it's the dream of material unbinding. ive known that all my life and hes told me before anyway. maybe he should dream the dream of saying things only once. or undream the dream of nephews

I really enjoyed _Nivalis Nights_. blog.zarfhome.com/2026/10/niva...

my cousin Rondshelf: my oboe unique me: what? my cousin Rondshelf: look at it. nobody else has like whow mh oboe is. specifily. My Oboe Unique me: fast november i seen a guy with one exactly like that down at the pussywillow honk and slack

girl on date with big mosquito: Hey. Sorry im late. I was scared man size mosquito: 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭 waiter: Hello. Can i get you guys drinks. man size mosquito: 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 girl on date with big mosquito: Water and coke or pepsi. And tea waiter: We dont have blood man size mosquito: 𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝

(doing standup for darken hall of glass men whose limbs are flutes & wind chimes) me: so im crossing the door of agony glass men: (soft harmony & a few unsure chirps) me: im crossing and i PRAY the Haruspex not receive me. so who receives me glass men: (discordant, hostile crashes; banshee shrieks)

my idea for politics(early idea) Republican: I want to be a Dinosaur. 👿 Obama (cartoon)as a Chad Face but I Removed All Problematic Connotations of the Chad Face, and he Also Never Did Drone Strikes: I'm gonna let you be a T Rex 😃 I think you're gonna like being a dinosaur. 😀 You're gonna love it.

the widths of brimmerley gardens page 1 chapter 39. Scene: Magma EARL OF HYACINTH: We've to resolve this blight of magma. Its dissolute to live so BARNES: You are always bemoaning such things. Things of heat. It's why you're rotten to women. They prefer heat. LADY PENBOASTFORD: I do adore a warmth.

waiter: Good evening girl: Omg. Hi. My date should be here soon. This restaurant is fancy. Everything looks beautiful waiter: Thank you madam. I must recommend the big corn girl: I dont like corn. It turns u yellow waiter: Corn does not turn you yellow. girl: Ok well i believe it turns u yellow.

I’m watching “Lost World: Jurassic Park.” I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

I will be teaching my 'Create An Interactive City In Text using ink' course again this November! Find out (much) more, ask me anything, and get a nice intro to both game urbanism and @inkle.co's ink in a live event on October 29. ➢ Grab a seat here: www.eventbrite.com/e/1990871920...

If Amazon could just announce the casting of James Bond this morning, it would be a great opportunity to whip out a "Keep Callum and 'Carrie' On" digest headline.

Every gothic horror:

I've made 6 open-source @godotengine.org projects perfect for as a base for your first or next game. Completely human-made and easy to understand code & comments. All visuals and sounds included, CC0! kenney.nl/starter-kits

This image doesn’t exist so you can say that Something Awful is “largely unmoderated”

That's 4 pm Copenhagen time. What am I supposed to do all day at work? Work? Don't make me laugh.

It is really chilling to see how quickly Black, Caribbean, and African writers and academics have become the global face of AI use and accusations of plagiarism. For such a serious charge, @vauhinivara.bsky.social's article rests on...a Pangram scan. www.theatlantic.com/books/2026/1...

The invincible airplane

Correction: It's spelled rupidoop.

The first of the paperback versions is now live and available! The KDP version is on the same store page. Cover art and wraparound by @mxmorgan.com! www.amazon.com/dp/B0HN9DK4S5

I can't believe Lee Raybon fell for a rubidoop! You NEVER engage with a rubidoop! Everyone knows that! Man, The Lowdown is off to a great start.

Beyond fucked up. I'm losing it

fwiw some others have looked at the claims in the video on their own and not found anything like what he's saying

While Rowling has certainly done worse, I will personally never forgive her for causing the cancellation of the third book in the Groosham Grange series.

This picture from my bank's website makes it look like the girl has a cute dog nose.

"Walking simulators"? Oh, you mean

Anne of Greebles: the story of an 11 year old orphan who goes to live with two middle aged siblings on an extremely detailed miniature model of a spaceship

From Midwinter and Elite to Betrayal at Krondor and Pirates! this video covers 15 (beloved) open worlds from the MS-DOS era: youtu.be/Z4jiuXTDFpc?...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM3e... Did you know Gabriel Knight invented a new type of exercise ball?

we never needed more than this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtOO... This would have made a better ending.

The world need a remake of Transarctica.

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

On Jacob Geller, on being both a public figure and a person, and on various levels of haunting of houses: docs.google.com/document/d/1...