St. Simeon the H🎃ly Fool

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Want to feel old? 1999 was 44 years ago.

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Me and who 😉

Knights In Pizzaland (1967): In Victorian London, a ritzy party planner must battle a Victorian lobbyist to wish upon capitalism.

Die Hard With A Ghost (1995): An incorrigible tech entrepreneur must journey with Linus to the great depression to bring them the gift of Kwanzaa fruitcakes.

Vampires are inherently Catholic. Werewolves are inherently Protestant. Zombies are inherently Atheist. Thank you for coming to my presentation.

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

I thought the Mr. T breakfast cereal was fantastic

But, much like we've seen with anyone else who's fallen down the "AI Art" slophole, He doesn't want to make art, but to *have made* art. To wave his hand and have all the prestige that comes with making a thing, JUST LIKE he thought the Blue Check *gave* legitimacy, instead of recognizing it.

Thread: Nome is taking one for the team 🫡

Walter was more than Chekov. He was a writer, a teacher, a thoughtful man, and a loyal friend. To the fans who loved him for so many years, thank you. He loved you too. Rest well, my dear friend. Keep navigating a steady course. – George

SCROOGE: You there, boy! What day is it? BOY: Today? Why, it’s August 22! SCROOGE: But then why the— GHOST: I am the Spirit of Christmas Retail

🎶It’s a big big house with lots and lots of room A big big table with lots and lots of food Your host is thirsty but he does not drink… wine It’s a big big house House of Dracula 🎶

Courtesy of my brother, I present the world's most photogenic kitten.

If you see this, post a Charles

If you see this, post a Charles

Angel Over New York City (1996): 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through a school pageant, not a creature was stirring, not even Good King Wenceslas.

No, we're Even Newer Order Amish: we live the simple life by not using any technology invented after 2003.

Ball Of Darkness.

We're doomed!

Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Person Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man

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When I worked at a Christian bookstore we once had a customer who took the Bible very literally We made him give it back

Improv, THEN puppet show.

This really does have potential to be the next Political Commentary Bot

[Commercial voiceover] it’s not easy, living with a pretzel. Yep, there— there, see, I already ate it. Darnit. Now where am I going to get a pretzel

Whoa-oa We’re upside down Whoa-oa Living on a clown

Instead, what you can do is find a dog, a big dog, and feed him the universe. If any gods ask what you were doing, just tell them the dog ate their homework. They will freak out and leave you the hell alone. This is inconvenient for doing theology, but stay with me. It will all work out in the end.

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thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Antique Over School (2001): A heartless humbug goes back to their desperate hometown for Christmas, only to write a letter to a real President. Will they learn that the true meaning of Christmas is belief in Santa?

Reading some of your posts and takes around here

Time For Fruitcakes (1983): A stranded couple wants to get their young children the perfect Christmas gift: A Christmastime-themed son. But first they'll have to be true to a guardian angel.

This is St. Methodius erasure

“The person I love doesn’t know I’m alive!” complained the voice from the coffin.

Something I wish more people would realize.

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