🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃

Donald Trump is a war criminal and must be removed from power.

I thought the Mr. T breakfast cereal was fantastic

putting a bottle on ice ✨

I’m seeing folks defending Ms. Mayer’s chat box thing because it’s a way to get a break from the mental load. Parenting is super hard and I get it but reflecting on your child’s personhood is not A Thankless Task omg

the thing that youth group prepared me for the most is colonoscopy prep

Perfect day for canvassing!

A FRIEND

I bought a coffee at McDonald’s and it tasted like envelope adhesive, is that normal

not hearing it for the boys much, anymore

I updated PHP so I could publish the recipe for the zucchini bread I just made schdav.org/2026/10/21/c...

can’t wait to be the saddest I’ve ever been, now on vinyl!

I’ve seen enough, I’m making another pot of coffee

next he renames his son “America Junior”

I see you’ve asked a robot to answer my question and then didn’t realize that all it did was recite it back to you, thanks so much 🙏

I think that ICE is engaging in a pre-election surge to take community resources away from get out the vote efforts. Bring your whistle when you go door knocking. We got this.

lol the can was not the problem

There are some indications that the Fresca can I’ve been using in lieu of an exhaust pipe may no longer be performing at a level consistent with current standards, so if anyone needs me I’ll be under a 26 year old minivan for the next few hours

no skips

Headaches: why

I think that’s the end of the line for the scallop squash this year lol

King of the sun spot

Marked safe from the frost warning

Official announcement www.robbinsdalemn.gov/DocumentCent...

Today is a nice day to listen to the album Bloom Gloom by hot new artist Lily Juniper

Happy first day of voting for people (me) who don’t vote by mail because the thought of making extra work for anyone precludes them from doing so

It is my 20 year work anniversary and fyi you have to buy your own present now

Frost warning tomorrow. What do I do with 1 ripe and 37 unripe habaneros

Robbinsdale: deflocked 💪

Just caught myself saying “quick win for the customer” I am so ashamed

Free advice to employers: Maybe don’t use the threat of canceling PTO in your phishing test emails when you are also engaging in the act of canceling folks’ PTO

Time for my medicine

My coffee maker broke so I’m using my backup which is also a little broken but don’t worry I have a backup to the backup

Again, they have made and are running a computer program and that computer program is doing crimes and they should be held accountable for those crimes

(eats 4 radishes and a hot dog) fed is best

Ah yes, super normal day capped off with a good and normal council meeting tonight (see 51:45) reflect-ccx.cablecast.tv/internetchan...

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“The employee survey is anonymous” and other lies they tell us

The energy I bring to the Monday morning meeting