Del-Raiser Cenobite

Me: (throwing open the hatch) YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT? Urchin: Why, it's "Jon Drinks Dog Cum" day, guv'na! Me: Then there's still time!

We are so back... six-year-old anime protagonist looking for his father, wearing a bunch of goddamn bullshit. #Culdcept ilu

can an article be said to be "spiritually Chotiner"?

Amazing things are happening on SA

OK this is legit a great pitch @tentpolegame.com

Kubrick directing means this happens before 2001 (the year, not the Kubrick film) so this is Sandler still in his "screaming manchild" days.

you could not pay me to learn about Ethan Klein and I resent being forced to do it for free

4. my high school guidance counselor was friends with Clarence Thomas, who I assume has spoken with Obama at some point.

If you use AI to replace all the low-level employees there will be no one left to sexually harass. I don't think the sexpest CEOs have thought their plan through.

lowtax fix the forums!!1

we still use the ancient ways because they 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬

America now has second-generation school shooting survivors nypost.com/2026/10/17/u...

#letterboxd

weather report in #DURM: The air is crackling with power and the wind is swirling leaves like a terminator is about to arrive

it will never not be funny that Akira is a not-uncommon name in Japan. So imagine if our nation's most enduring and iconic film was called, like, "Jeff"

"MORON lobe"

Denise Richards as a Bond girl: no complaints, yeah that tracks Denise Richards as a ~☆ nuklear fizzicist ☆~: absolutely fucking not.

reminder to all the normies out there this Halloween: I'm spooky all year 'round

reskeet with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

broke: Greedo shot first woke: Han shot first bespoke: nobody shot, greedo's head just did that

I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real

late to the party but this is correct #my9albums

do you think God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of man?

Topanga's husband was Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp guy

they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list

dudes rock @remembersomeguys.bsky.social

reinventing 40k from first principles

@skaboomizzy.bsky.social

the median gamer

Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me

What is the most iconic non-Nintendo Video Game Sound? It's gotta be the Metal Gear "!!!" sound, right?

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

FINALLY, one-stop shopping!

That's it. That's all we need, no need for further QT chains.

I don't know how I'm only discovering this now, being a huge LARP nerd *and* rivethead but holy lol Mark Rein•Hagen ripped off Ministry's disavowed new wave album for the #VampiretheMasquerade ordinal cover

I've said it about cars for years and now I'm expanding my prediction to consumer goods: the ones without computers in them are going to be very valuable after "the incident"

Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!

six years late to the door breach but finally started Chimera Squad, which I bought on @ithayla.bsky.social's recommendation and never installed (sorry!) but am playing now and it owns so much. And to think... I hesitated

PC too old to run Zero Company so I reinstalled and started up #XCom 2 again. forgot how much during the first two hours it will not *leave you the fuck alone* with all the unlocks and new missions. I just need 2 days peace to research this alien corpse, God damnit.

"Pale Moonlight" and "Measure of a Man," despite being the most thought-provoking episodes in each of the 7-year runs of god-tier sci-fi shows never provoked as much discourse combined as this one episode of a much, much worse show. Who can say if VOY was good or bad?