brainplan

folks, that ai agent tattletale thing was apparently Bryan Johnson’s attempt at a joke—which doesn’t make it any less weird and arguably makes it much weirder—but just, you know, let’s calm down or at least dunk on him accordingly and with the full context or whatever, idk

this appears to be an “a little too weird & sad to be true, even for this guy” situation & it’s one thing to not get it right with this dude since he still sucks otherwise but if you’re not careful you’ll eventually jump to the wrong conclusions abt someone who doesn’t deserve the dunks/ridicule

folks, that ai agent tattletale thing was apparently Bryan Johnson’s attempt at a joke—which doesn’t make it any less weird and arguably makes it much weirder—but just, you know, let’s calm down or at least dunk on him accordingly and with the full context or whatever, idk

I’m not, he sucks ass and desperately needs an intervention, but also let’s use critical thinking skills

folks, that ai agent tattletale thing was apparently Bryan Johnson’s attempt at a joke—which doesn’t make it any less weird and arguably makes it much weirder—but just, you know, let’s calm down or at least dunk on him accordingly and with the full context or whatever, idk

the hell

the hell

the hell

switched over from MNF to the World Series right before the Brewers went berzerker, that was something else

also, I really don't like how much...sand? it's sand, right? there is in the turf at the trop, every time the ball bounces on the grass it looks like muddy water splashing up, it's ugly

I really wish I wouldn’t have seen that clip of RFK Jr. being insanely racist even by RFK Jr. standards, the amount of hate I had for that man was already at extremely unhealthy levels before I saw that

aw man, RIP Pittsburgh legend Donnie Iris (aka Dawny Ahrs, if you speak yinzer) if you’ve never heard this one (probably his biggest hit) give it a listen, it rules youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8

I still believe that one day we will be living in a world without sleeves

really, really sad news about Eric Bauza—he was insanely talented and by all accounts I’ve read from people who knew him and worked with him, was a great guy as well and man, 46 is way too young

Are You What You Want To Be played going into that last ad break on SNF, nice

this feels like a 5-alarm fire level recession indicator

Totino’s: at long last we have created a line of Pizzas In A Cup, from the classic Pizza In A Cup scene from The Jerk where you think “imagine such a dumb and pointless food existing and he says it’s the best he’s had, suggesting he’s eaten more than one kind and that would be weird and sad”

what’s particularly evil about this is the “overwhelmed by the range and complexity of potential answers” because lol, that is not what happened, that isn’t true just desperately trying to spin not knowing/hating her kid with “I couldn’t answer this by myself because she’s *too* special, you see”

Ravens uniforms need more purple