Mark Patterson

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Same

If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners.

Hear, hear.

This is so great.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

Wow

The kids, my friends, are alright. This is… unbelievably great. youtu.be/Te1HkBx7rDw?...

So true

Trump is a stupid, evil motherfucker. Cuba, now?

This.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

A culture that considers itself the only true “heritage” of a society is a culture that is inbred and diseased. It needs to go. A culture that protects affluent powerful perps over the victims they assaulted, abused, and/or killed is a culture that must die. Is that culture being replaced? Yes.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Read it all please.

It’s time to tap into your internal lesbian anger! Even if you’re straight. Now is the time to fight for your 1st Amendment rights! Let’s go!

Weak people with guns.

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

“The federal government is no longer bound by law. If agents of the state may kill people in public without being investigated; if they have—again, per VP Vance—“absolute immunity” from prosecution then we are living in an authoritarian regime.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system. www.jpost.com/science/arti...

Small-d “blame the victim” vibes.

Small D motherfuckers.

They’ll keep killing until we stop calling them killers? Tom, put down the glass and sober up.

Impeach. Convict. Remove. Indict. Convict. Jail. Repeat. What the actual fuck? How many crimes does it take with this fucking guy?

Must read www.forever-wars.com/watching-bar...

Refusing to be joined in Pluribus specifically because I don't want to share a mind with Stephen Miller. Fuck that guy

37 years ago today: Dawn is breaking over a peaceful Nakatomi Plaza, after a rather turbulent Christmas Eve.

Thank God for their incompetence

@kevingbrady.bsky.social it’s a better place.

It's actually quite amazing Donald Trump can still astound us with his depravity.

I can’t process the loss of Rob Reiner and his wife. I just can’t. I can only be grateful I we shared this Earth together. I feel he’s been my friend for 55 years. Humor. Humor is the way. May his memory be a blessing. youtu.be/CVwwYxZzlSM?...

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

The rank bigotry of today’s nativism is striking, but the utter stupidity of today’s nativism is almost as impressive.

Trump is a killer and destroyer of men and women. Why would any of you be complicit?

It's actually Stephen Miller who hasn't assimilated.

This is greatness

I cannot imagine what could possibly go wrong in trying to court-martial an astronaut and pilot decorated multiple times for valor and exceptional service, who is also a sitting senator, for correctly making the point that service members are obliged not to follow unlawful orders

find someone who will wear a big overcoat with you IG meetcutesnyc

I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.

It’s way past time to impeach, convict, and remove. And then purge the complicit and the guilty. Normal this. Because what’s happening now? It’s not normal.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon — Piggies, The Beatles

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

Republicans and Trump will starve people, bankrupt people, jail people in gulags foreign and domestic, and kill people outright to get their way. We knew they would. Now we know they do.