Mr. Scruff Monkey

Mr. Scruff Monkey

@scruffmonkey.bsky.social

Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s. A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.

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Tonight I saw the Manic Street Preachers for (insert unknown large number) nth time, may they long stay manic and keep preaching. Almost boring in how reliable they are for a bloody good show.

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Why does Korea have a holiday for the alphabet? Because unlike other writing systems that evolved over centuries, Hangul was the work of one dude who solved mass illiteracy by sitting down and creating a brand new fully-formed system from scratch that anyone can learn almost instantly.

Ryan Estrada@ryanestrada.com

Happy Hangul Day! It's a Korean holiday honoring the best and easiest alphabet in the world! Everyone in Korea gets the day off work to contemplate it, but it only takes fifteen minutes to learn! So today, learn to read Korean in 15 minutes!

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"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...

rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.

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I am not first and will be far from the last to say this: I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.

Nancy Jane Moore@nancyjane.bsky.social

I have mentioned it before, so maybe, but I know others liked it too. Hooray for word of "mouth" (or post) for getting it seen.

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This is insanity. It appears the entire Seanad voter register has been junked without letting any of the voters know and we all (TCD and NUI) have to re-register on this 1996-flavoured website to use our vote. seanadvoter.ie/indexEN.shtml

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I got a letter from the old TCD panel register saying I had to reregister on the new universities panel register, and there would be no automatic transfer.

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Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.

Typical convo with my ma “I’ve got a horrible cold, think I got it visiting your uncle” Me, do a rona test, “It’s not corona” Me, sounds like rona, “Oooh your uncles nursing home has corona cases” Me, ffs! “I did a test, I’ve corona”

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"Trump's cohort has a universal plan that they apply to every region in the world: they split a country up and sell it for parts. They exacerbate preexisting divides, which they're doing in Canada now. Their model is the pillaging of the former USSR in the 1990s." www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFdI...

youtube.comJared Kushner is Hiding THIS From Trump's Own Supporters (feat. Sarah Kendzior)YouTube video by The Mark Thompson Show

I am at greenman since Thursday, it’s incredible how nice the world is when you’ve no phone signal (found a WiFi spot). In other news I suspect I’ve joined a cult where every one is lovely and nice.

For years I’ve been cc”ed on the weekly golf scores of a bunch of yanks (one of whom must have an email similar to mine but without the dot). At first I thought it was a pain in the hole but I now find it kinda charming. Good for them for having mates and all that. I might rebroadcast here.

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"Suddenly, I feel a calming hand on my left hindquarter. I look down, and there’s Sam Neill. He smiled at me and, with a kindness in his voice unmatched by any other actor alive or dead, said, 'It’s ok. You can do this. Don’t act like you’re shaking the cup, shake the cup.'" 🥹

thehardtimes.netI May Have Physically Outweighed Sam Neill by Several Thousand Lbs, but When It Comes to Talent He Was a Giant — Guest Obituary by the T.rex From Jurassic ParkIt is in the mouth of sadness that I find myself today. My esteemed Co-star and close friend, Sir Nigel John Dermot... Read the full masterpiece

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Nigel Farage failed to declare that a criminal and crypto gambler paid for his staff, security, drivers, social media output in year before election Reform leader has also received free accommodation in Westminster from George Cottrell as MP

thetimes.comRevealed: Nigel Farage secretly funded by convicted criminalThe Reform UK leader did not declare benefits including staff, security and housing by crypto-gambler George Cottrell, our investigation reveals