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BABYMETAL x Electric Callboy Add a pair of German goofballs, a J-pop girl group, and a heavy metal band and you get the collaboration you never knew you needed until you did. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnI...

Jimmy Carter is welcomed into heaven today. “Well done good and faithful servant.” He will be missed

Agree or disagree?

Blue birds huddling together for warmth

Trust no one! They have eyes EVERYWHERE!

William Webster, the only person to run both FBI & CIA wrote to Senators, telling them neither Kash Patel nor Tulsi Gabbard is fit to serve. Write to your senators & let them know you agree, especially if you live in a red state. Don't make it easy for them! www.politico.com/live-updates...

Research explains how foxes hunting mice can plunge down into the snow at high speeds without injuring their poor little snouts.

@pinkfloydlarson.bsky.social Had a Gilmour morning - Ice T rapping over Comfortably Numb with David on guitar, and "Between Two Points" a song featuring his daughter. Great way to start the day. youtu.be/o_QTaUuU8F4?...

@tienchihmath.bsky.social Switched to music, but still in love with the mathematical sciences.

8 years since I found religion. As far as I can tell, it allows me to officiate weddings. If your priest or judge bails, let me know.

It is very hard for good people to get that rich. Sometimes it's subtle, but in this case it might as well be written in neon across the sky: "this guy is an giant a–hole."

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging...

I confess to being the language police sometimes.

Mad men…

Murder is morally wrong. Even necessary violence is nothing to celebrate. So, shooting someone is rightfully a crime. But standing by and watching them die because you wouldn’t pay the money you had promised should be, too. In the insurance game, killing people for profit has become the point.

Holistic Libertarianism: Everyone is free, or no one is. A system of personal liberty prioritizes the health of the system - freedom needs a framework, and preserving that is the highest priority. Those who trample others want to reserve freedom only for themselves. medium.com/bigger-pictu...

I remember an article about these characters that boiled down to "It's a pecker measuring contest." Anybody with a billionaire mindset won't ever want to stop, it has to come from the outside. And since all they understand is money, tax law is the only solution.

When it comes to "Fair and Balanced," only the former is important. Report without fear or favor - if one person is ten times more dishonest, then run ten times more critical stories about them and let the chips fall where they may.

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care theonion.com/health-insur...

Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇 Just one guess. 🇺🇸

God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside theonion.com/god-locks-he...

@missybbbobtail.bsky.social Our 10 year old survivor. Everybody tell the disease to bleep itself.

@lebatardshow.bsky.social You know you've been a musician too long when @jessicasmetana.bsky.social ask what you'd do in NOLA after Super Bowl LIX and you think, "Go to a jazz club."

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday theonion.com/new-florida-...

Perfection.

Pretty damn spot-on, don’t you think?

@lebatardshow.bsky.social @jessicasmetana.bsky.social is consistently the smartest person in the room.

Written for Pride Month, but after Nov. 5th it takes on new urgency: "One side of the argument is everyone should have civil rights, the other is only straight people should. It’s nearly effortless to agree to disagree when our common ground is having nothing to lose." medium.com/bouncin-and-...

Family includes everyone! ❤️

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Solo wonders why I'm disturbing his chill-out to take his picture.