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I hate the any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough joke. We've got refrigerators. You can make that pizza last a long time. Two days?

I trust a script kiddie over a vibe coder to the end of the Earth!

like if you're american and you learned square dance at school that's because of how racist henry ford was

I'm old enough to remember when proving a solution exists took MATH not FAITH.

here's a story of an honest man losing religion

RFK is being a huge bigot about the contributions of Arabs to science and the humanities. Please don’t try to counter his argument with evidence. Just call him a huge bigot.

Watching the Obama rally, then the Trump rally is like being at The Comedy Store at 9pm and then 1:40am.

Oh Scott, the Band-Uh was disbanded! #ucdavisfootball

UC Davis Football Win! Keep Tahoe Blue! #GoAgs #Shredville!

sometimes it helps to think of megacorp profit numbers in terms of how many businesses per second others could have started with that money

Why do the best posts on Bluesky get deleted almost immediately?

Why do I feel that drinking this will turn me into Santa Claus?

WooHoo! UC Davis Aggies up 17 to nothing at the half! #GoAgs #Shredville #KeepTahoeBlue @bigskyconf.bsky.social

UC Davis up 14 to nothin' at the end of the first quarter! @bigskyconf.bsky.social

Go Aggies! Keep Tahoe Blue! #ucdavisfootball

Cato just deemed Arizona the most “free” state in America. But that doesn’t look like freedom to me.

One would think that the “Capital of Silicon Valley” would have the foresight to remove storm drain covers before a rainstorm. One would be wrong: The City of San Jose is really stupid when it comes to providing city services!

Skinwalker Ranch: Scooby-Doo With a Pentagon Budget nebula.tv/probablynota...

Aztec Human Sacrifice: 'Aliens Did It' Is Quite the Alibi nebula.tv/probablynota...

I hate "Backrooms" for never explaining chirality.

It brings me too much joy to turn on my oscillating fan with a few clicks!

I remember when logging-on was an escape from reality!

Did cart-return areas used to have roofs?

Elon touted Hyperloop to kill high-speed rail. What’s he trying to kill by faking a flying car?

more accurately, "un" = 1, "en" = 9 "ununennium" = "119ium"

Bribe Force One Never fails to make me laugh out loud. And first lady is just plain accurate. 

First of all, the doctors say I’m in tremendous health. They’ve never seen health like this. One doctor, very respected, one of the top blood doctors, he does blood all day, he said, ‘Sir, your blood is unbelievable.’ And I said, I know. I’ve always had very successful blood.