MAD CITY KITTY

alright, time to get desperate -sun tzu

plural as in everyone sshing in to the same unix box

VOLITION: Even I must admit, that was pretty fucking sick.

"on an unrelated note" 🙅‍♀️ all phenomena are inextricably interdependent

this is incestslop we're only related because we like each other

this is barrow btw

insider trading?? buddy, i hardly know 'er!!!

Lula Goes HARD

which one is kitty

drank a reasonable amount of alcohol and paraxanthene last night and now today it wakes up to discover it put $20 on kalshi for abdul el-sayed. this update shit is great

yeah plex might as well be dead dead i think

I raise you

This has to be the funniest response to me

I lowkey need him to take this option because it would be the funniest move possible.

a friend

Went to the Ian Sweet show and then caught the last two innings of the Brewers win, Wisconsin is truly God’s Country

[ADVICE] Help!! Autistic 4yo refuses to eat anything except sins . at my wits' end.

actually, 4 is a very hard to guess number, and is secure from modern attacks

Don't trust the fearmongers: using "4" as your private key is totally fine, as long as it's a random "4". Besides, 4 is prime and therefore secure

but uh "likes to chase after birds, will scratch at the drop of a hat, and in own time and place" do uh, give me a default assignment

so i guess "a cat but you only see a blur out of the corner of your eye" would be technically a cryptid at the same time, so

genuinely what its like

people do realise that running a gimmick twitter account roleplaying an esoteric chaser reinterpretation of a minor character from a niche lesbian mecha romance visual novel written by a trans woman for half a decade isn't a particularly cisgender thing, right

(cheap earbuds picking up radio frequencies) Agent, your target is on this train. He’s sitting, no, more like slouching across two separate seats. (straightening my posture) A man wearing a horribly tacky outfit. (adjusting cowboy hat) Agent, your target is deeply unintelligent

its GONE

Man Checks Mirror Before Date To Confirm Consciousness Still Inhabiting Corporeal Form https://theonion.com/man-checks-mirror-before-date-to-confirm-consciousness-1850213828/

they're calling it "an excellent example of what not to do" :3

there are so many tubes tangled up inside all of us. most people have no idea. they've never explored the tubes