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A reminder, because it is almost that time of year: More children are killed by cars on Halloween than any other day of the year, by far. www.vox.com/future-perfe... If you're a parent, I hope you'll do what you can to keep kids safe. If you're driving on Saturday, PLEASE exercise extra caution.

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CNBC: Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees www.cnbc.com/2026/10/26/m...

Pain

I'm so fucking sick of seeing the national guard shit heads walking around my block every day. Get the fuck out of DC you fucking losers

This is literally the end of the rule of law. If a President can pardon people committing crimes on his behalf - and the Supreme Court says he himself can't be prosecuted for crimes committed as part of his job - then the government becomes a lawless entity able to violate our rights without limit.

Mrs. Miller complains that Dems want to [checks her highlighted passage] prosecute those who committed federal crimes

Ax ex-cop shot this dad and left him to die at the scene.

Houston running a trick play against the Stars is just mean. Have some mercy for goodness sake. 🤣

The Slow Horses season finale went super hard.

The Ebola epidemic that began in the DRC earlier this year has achieved a grim new milestone, turning up in a third region of the African continent, the widest footprint of any Ebola outbreak to date. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/22/h...

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

Updated chart with where teams can* still finish with two weeks remaining in the season. The set of playoff teams is getting clearer but the order is very up in the air *note that some of these results are highly unlikely due to things like goal differential

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

I am so angry.

Come on Valks!!

This is what a playoff berth feels like👇 NWSL playoffs presented by Made by Google

All in a day’s work ✅🌸

Damn, all three NWSL games tonight are bangers but I have to go to a party with my friends instead. 🤣🤣

"Its a win that give us a lot of confidence... a win against a big rival... It shows that we are a team that can beat any team in this league." Spirit coach Adrián González spoke in Spanish on winning at home and clinching their spot in the playoffs. (Q by @marioamaya28.bsky.social)

Wake up! It’s Matchday 🙌 🆚 Gotham FC 🏟️ Audi Field ⏰ 12:30pm ET 📺 CBS

Breaking News: Three children and one adult were killed in a shooting at an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, an official said. The shooter is also dead. This is a developing story. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4BfrrMi

Buffalo Wild Wings has an ad telling you to text your ex. I think this is the strongest evidence yet that you should not text your ex

We're planning a public execution. We only admit white "refugees" from a former apartheid state. Our domestic security service uses white nationalist messaging. And the president routinely appears to encourage or endorse violence against his opponents & the media. Nothing subtle or complicated here.

The deployment of the National Guard in DC is illegal. We are back in court this morning arguing against the continued presence of thousands of armed troops in our city. We're staying in this fight because the US military should not be policing American citizens anywhere in America — including DC.

Having one of those days where I remember that US Soccer CEO JT Batson dated disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes in college. From John Carreyrou's excellent post-mortem, "Bad Blood":

Absolute banger from Mal

She's back baby!!!!

Journalists who report Sam Alito's assurances that overturning same-sex marriage is "not realistic" without acknowledging that the conservative legal movement spent five decades building a Supreme Court that would overturn Roe v. Wade are, for all intents and purposes, lying to you

🚨: Gotham FC has placed rookie forward Jordynn Dudley on the season-ending injury list, the club announced Monday.   Dudley, 21, suffered a foot fracture during a Gotham FC training session early this month and will miss the remainder of the 2026 #NWSL campaign.

This is exactly what ICE said: "Parra-Hernandez ran in front of an ICE vehicle and was struck." Now watch the video. They're no other word for it: They're lying.

It took me 45 hours to do my first part 1 in Fortune's Weave. JFC it's gonna take me like 250 hours just to finish the game.

At the last Austin FC home game, an Austin FC supporter was tossed from the stadium for wearing an Abolish ICE shirt, days after ICE shot a man in Austin a couple miles from the stadium. Supporter groups have tried to have a dialogue with the FO, but are unsatisfied. So tonight…

I guess we know what the “quo” is for the “quid” of Russia ostensibly supplying diesel to the U.S.

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Bonus ball!

This is clearly not acceptable

The resident evil movie slapped! Can't believe how well it captured the feeling of playing the games!

This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

Gift was so good for the Spirit last year and it felt like she never really got a chance this year. I hope Boston is good for her career!

A story Kate Del Fava will never forget 🥹

The restaurant is not closed - we just don’t serve food anymore