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ok so is it insane to eat these like potato chips? am I going to have to go to the hospital

thank GOD

when the Big One hits how many people do you think will be pelted to death by Steelbooks

this is a Mid-Level Manager Disease and coupled with the power dynamic I find it genuinely threatening

Making up a guy to get mad at named Stan Twitter

Staff reporters don’t get to report whatever they want. Newsrooms often have policies for how their reporters can post or operate online. This is pretty standard stuff!

Second, $30K is more than most reporters at tiny newsrooms get when they are laid off, let alone fired! And honestly, so much of his post sounds sort of standard for a small, overwhelmed newsroom trying to figure out how and what to cover with limited staff and resources.

This is actually quite a big deal. The “appropriate journalistic practice” is not to date a source, period. But if you date a source, you should no longer cover that source. But if, for some wildly inappropriate reason, you still cover that source, you disclose in the reporting that you are dating!

I think one of the more important skills you can have in 2026 is knowing when someone is performatively using progressive coded language to argue for something that is fundementally not progressive because they can claim a perceived moral high ground.

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Ken Jennings' THE DEVILS

Opening up the pit at the Gilla Band show and flawlessly executing the "Shoulderblades" choreo

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Posting "does anybody have that one video" and then replying "no, not that one" to every single reply

Auctane Shipstation is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Piss Cravin's Nude Nightmare. is this anything

The most cursed video format is definitely 1080i50

I've got a sinus infection, blurred vision and lower back spasms so if I like your post it's probably involuntary and I can't actually read it

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Accidentally introduced my children to PHINEAS & FERB... the quirk chunguspocalypse looms

found a drum machine

Some of you are acting like you have to have an opinion on Cheesecake Factory or else the government will arrest and deport you. And you’re right, that’s exactly what they’re gonna do if you don’t say whether or not you like the cheesecake factory

I don't like anything on my phone and I don't know why I keep looking at it anyway

America is at the end of the day a country where two people who met as undergraduate students at the University of Iowa can produce Tinashe

If "butt naked" isn't acceptable RikRok died for nothing

in the near future, imagine explaining why taking showers need to be rationed because of this graphic

Here’s something you should know about minks: They have lungs and airways remarkably similar on a cellular level to those of people. They’ve spread flus and infected humans before with COVID-19. Right now, bird flu is spreading on a Utah farm filled with thousands of them… 🧵

Did a romantic relationship with a politician end Memo Torres’ time at L.A. Taco? Sources close to the outlet allege that the departure came amid management concerns over ethical standards. Torres denies ethical breaches, according to someone with knowledge of his thinking: buff.ly/jTU4Hco

FOX Sports, which has always had reasonably decent production values, has started incorporating insanely shitty AI

I am so stoked that Now, Now is just doing full-on synthpop bangers now

Unemployment has run out, and we have yet to get another TV job (though we've come close!). We have savings, but if my work means anything to you, I would really, really, really appreciate you becoming a subscriber. And now you can make me watch your favorite crap!

It’s good that New York won but it remains sort of troubling that American cities are in what increasingly looks like an asymmetrical warfare/insurgency situation vis a vis the federal government.

Currently imagining if investigative journalists promoted their own work as well as hip-hop artists do. DJ Khaled voice NEW SHOE DROPPING

I just realized this week that I have been mixing up Sylvan Esso and Sofi Tukker for at least ten years

Suddenly everyone has a banging Tinashe edit. Everyone say thank you Tinashe. Do you think she can help with the second thing

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.