Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃

Hello, Bluesky users. These are my daughters, Ginger and Nyxie. You should follow me because I will post pictures of them.

wanted to write about this, but found it simpler to draw it instead

me, reading the headline: well, he’s a public figure and actual malice is a hard standard to reach me, reading the article: ohhhhhhh

calling all the halloween people, here’s a new design i added to my shop! poorlycatdraw.threadless.com/designs/meow...

YELL YELL YELL

I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my laptop did complain it had no room And suddenly, to avoid such doom (I cleared the cache) I cleared the monster cache (The monster cache) And then I emptied Trash (I cleared the cache) The goddamn cookie stash…

It’s National Black Cat Day?! That means… NYXIE! NYXIE! NYXIE! AND NYXIE!!

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Apparently you can vote daily, which I’m not going to bother doing because Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That, but I opted for the Acadian.

This poor little silly girl got herself shut inside the laundry room because she was hiding in the ceiling!

Try to guess how many Casper games there are.

migratory warblers 🌸

Male sand cat Simba got a box lunch... and a cozy new place to relax. Daily enrichment items and activities like this encourage natural behaviors and come in many shapes, sizes, and scents. 📷: Zoo Operations Coordinator Mackenzie

I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my laptop did complain it had no room And suddenly, to avoid such doom (I cleared the cache) I cleared the monster cache (The monster cache) And then I emptied Trash (I cleared the cache) The goddamn cookie stash…

Tonight on Twitch at 6:00PM (PT): Join us for our annual "Monster Mash" episode, in which we assemble a motley crew of classic monsters! Would they ever congregate at a party? While skeptics declare it impossible, novelty songs seem to suggest quite the opposite. www.twitch.tv/badgamehallo...

Look, I know all the reasons we got here, but we really need to start seriously thinking about what we do in a world where The Markets punish whole countries for voting for decency, compassion, and fairness. We must stop pretending the capitalist machine is an objective, value neutral force.

www.indiewire.com/gallery/best... The 25 Best Witch Movies of All Time, from ‘Suspiria’ to ‘Bell, Book and Candle’

Do you have a silent and brooding Blöödchëëp to your loud and screeching Heron? Then these shirts (and stickers ☝️) by @rosemarymosco.com may be perfect for you and your loved one! Your molting, featherless loved one!! 🐦 Topa.to/Romo 🤘

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

That was very cute but omg that result couldn’t be more wrong if it tried 😅

Also up there? California quail. Look at that little head feather. Look at that tiny baby. The bobbing. The peeping. Excellent.

Isn’t vulcan calligraphy pretty??? It says “butthole” 😌

漫画家・ちばてつやさん死去、87歳　「あしたのジョー」 www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO...

Bluesky has four types of users.

This is something we get accused of surprisingly often and all I can say is: yes. Good. I am here to destroy the hopes and dreams of husbands who don't think they have to add value to their wife's life.

Trump is so un-American that he can’t even stage a coup for a right wing dictator in Latin America. Shame.

Literally the first shot of this "historically accurate" Odyssey movie shows a boat that A) Has no steering oar. B) Is under full sail *and* full rowers while entering a cave, presumably to dock inside.

“They had blunderbusses! …Blunderbussen? Blunderbussy?” #ThingsISaidOutOfContext

This article does not discuss one major reason why chocolate in the West got worse - Ghana and Ivory Coast, the two African countries that are the biggest suppliers of cacao globally, got organised and started demanding fair prices for it. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comm... Apparently if you name your dog after Dio Brando, it will have such powerful bisexual energy, it’ll turn everyone else’s dogs gay.

Courtesy of my brother, I present the world's most photogenic kitten.

I didn’t wear three weeks’ straight of multichromes on purpose, it just happened that way. #ManicureMonday

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this is a perfectly reasonable list, imo these four are all monumentally awful on trans issues and this is a more than fair place to draw the line, especially given how the elections currently look - three of them are in the house, where dems will romp regardless, and iowa can do better than turek