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A party bankrolled by like twelve billionaires does not have a platform. It has a client list. Every tax cut and deregulation freakout is just a deliverable, and the donors are the only constituents who ever get one on time.

Alex Pretti's father: Our son was shot and killed by the government, federal immigration agents, on January 24th, 2026. His hands were in the air, and his face was on the ground when he was executed by ICE agents. No one from the federal government called us on that day. No one has called us since.

The political media is visibly chafing at the current situation, where Republicans are glaringly awful, fucking everything up, running deviant candidates everyone hates, and Dems are just being normal & winning. The force is out of balance. They are viscerally eager to go after Dems about something.

Seven consecutive hits — none homers. In 2026. I didn’t think that was possible. Brewers are playing a game from 50 years ago.

Damn near knocked himself out but what a catch by Chandler Simpson

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/

What I love about AI is how it frees us from having to pay any attention to other human beings or thinking or expressing ourselves in any way.

This has all become so normalised and yet... this is not normal.

The Brewers have 8 wins by relievers, tying the 2015 Royals for most in a postseason The Brewers are the first team to have a reliever earn the win in at least 8 of their first 10 games of a postseason

@gabrielzucman.bsky.social: So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but one man paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?

THE FACTORY

Outside of gas prices, data centers are the one real life issue affecting some rural Republicans and he's just shitting on them.

arch when he isn’t playing against future dentists

He should go all in on this closing message I think it’s working

We are making the oil oligarchs rich. We are making Trump and his cronies rich. It is literally at our expense every day. There’s no trickling down happening. And Trump is bragging about it knowing nobody in the Republican Party will stand up to him and say enough.

REF IS AN ABSOLUTE SICKO

Obama: "We've seen this movie before. I starred in it. I've got a long-form birth certification to prove it. This stuff didn't work on me. It's not going to work in Michigan on Abdul."

here, write it down so it’s easy to repeat: an illegitimate supreme court allowed an insurrectionist barred by the 14th amendment to take office and his pardons aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on

Obama in Michigan: "After 10 years of chaos and cruelty and corruption and incompetence and tomfoolery and nonsense the likes of which this country has not seen in modern times at least, you get to say enough is enough. We're voting for change right here in Michigan."

Former presidents are just roasting the hell out of the White House redo today and it’s going to drive Trump absolutely insane

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

We all know a major story is coming at some point about Trump’s stroke(s) and the giant cover-up. Republicans will angrily deny it, try to punish the outlet, and also suggest the stroke is what made Trump gay.

“Several conservative organizations …— including the Heritage Foundation and American Moment — have pressed White House counsel to either prepare pardons or put in place funding for the legal fees necessary to defend junior staffers from criminal and congressional probes or potential lawsuits.”

This is the most depressing thing you’ll read today. They’ve dropped out of the workforce because being unemployed isn’t so bad if you can just stay high and play games and watch porn.

i can buy weed at the store instead of some shady guy’s apartment

JUST POSTED: A Russian energy giant has secretly moved to acquire a position in a massive Alaska gas project. Its part of talks between Witkoff/Kushner & Putin. But CEO of US company resigns after learning of Russian money in the project. A wowzer of a story. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

our institutions have stopped hiring, we've been telling students not to pursue advanced study, and to the extent that humanists have mounted a defence, it's been by pleading our utility as an adjunct of STEM disciplines and professional schools in short, it all worked

Next Trump is going to insist New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, and New England all change their names to George Foreman.

"big guys, great asses, tears in their eyes "sir...sir" they pleaded "please take this cognitive test again sir" and what am i going to do refuse have u seen their asses"

How far will Trump go to derail…everything.

Stairway to Heaven In My Pants

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

I looked up this guy's church and the website has no photos. So I looked up the address and it's suite 100 in this multi-unit "flex center." Oh.

oh my goodness, Tim Scott's cringe level is absolutely off the charts. what a completely ridiculous person

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

The fact that the president's doctors are giving him the dementia test over and over again -- tracking his decline, most likely -- and that the president keeps bragging about having to take that test should be a five-alarm fire.