rosemary the haunted doll

rosemary the haunted doll

@rosemary.world

rock and roll sex muppet

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we talk a lot about actors and iphone face, but this guy from The Devils definitely has “has seen the inside of a VW Bus” face

navigating phone trees makes me cry, which does not endear me to the bureaucrat who eventually picks up (to tell me there's nothing they can do until a more remote bureaucrat takes some kind of action in some business days)

you should come see my band do a b-52s cover set at the knockout next tuesday night btw don't particularly know the b-52s? neither did I but it turns out our impression of them fucking slaps

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michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

fedex is truly the worst shipping company! whenever something unexpectedly terrible happens to something I am shipping or having shipped to me it is because fedex shit the bed with the lights on