Carmen sans personality

If you wanna see my opinions on movies go here: boxd.it/mBacp Might write stuff about the movies I care alot about if people show interest

i have no ween and i must hallow

What mental illness feels like being itchy all over but you have to sit still and do your work instead until you go mad

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democrats when they insist upon themselves

perfect, no notes

there’s a cinnamon toast crunch ad i just saw on youtube which goes “I am now an addict estranged from my family but it’s worth it for that sweet sugary cereal” and like. are people okay? why is this ad for breakfast cereal reminding me of the perils of drug addiction?? I do not like that!

The joys of going out with the girls last night and going into work this morning wiping mascara out of my eyes so my boss doest think I'm a faggot

your bloodwork is in. looks like you’re delicious

I have discovered the exact, objective, scientific amount that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are lying and/or credulous. By solving this it means that I’ve won, which is the point of the movie, and really all movies if you think about it.

There are DOZENS of us! Dozens!

Shotgunning an energy drink Sunday afternoon is def a choice.

oregon trail fanatics be like “the girl with the wagon tattoo”

*batman repeatedly slamming the jokers head in a refrigerator door* WHERES THE CHOCCY MILK

My mental illness also manifests as James Spader talking to me

How it feels right now

the children are wise.....

short term thinker, long term stinker

what if, and dont kill yourself when i say this,

i could never Schröding her... even if i knew her

heavy are the balls that are my balls

Are you a tits girl or an ass girl? Wrong, you have no choice in this; you were assigned "tits" at birth. It came with with your "being a mammal"

discord VC chat inspired this

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

do u really like having to make decisions for yourself or do u just wish a girl owned u like a pet and decided everything for u instead?

a quart is when you queef and fart at the same time

God Works in Mysterious Ways

im a gold star lesbian, none of the men i fucked are people

it's Don't Kill Yourself Wednesday may your KPIs be high and your KMSes be low 🙏

for geoguesser organized play do they like announce event locations or do they just show a picture of the venue

Being aware of your own psychosis is like watching a train wreck in slow motion

I can feel the bad thoughts creeping in tonight

The first guy to discover you can just have sex with men, talking on his podcast: "I just don't see how women come back from this."

trans men are real men, and i know this because my housemate keeps leaving the toilet lid up 😭😭😭