oritart

oritart

@oritart.ca

🇨🇦 from domestic and imported ingredients L2 judge, L99 illusionist coper, former wizard game judge, sometimes brings home gold foils often rants about canadian politics seal enjoyer en/zh/fr, she/they/她/elle

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I miss attacking for 4 go again and drawing two cards feel like shit just want her back

bit of a pallate cleanser today 3-2 (having to read all my opponent's cards because wtf this format has so much nonsense in it now)

remember when in the first 2 minutes of S5E26 "Time's Arrow" Picard destroyed his Kataanian flute to cast fatal push great scene

we're sick of having to deal with a repressive autocrat that rigs elections, breaks agreements, and thrives on the uneducated, so we're partnering with *checks notes* recep tayyip erdoÄŸan

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this set sucks so fucking bad I'm so mad

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I'm very out of the wizard rectangle game and fuck UB but I will return briefly to explain every single star trek card so lmk when there are spoilers

for geoguesser organized play do they like announce event locations or do they just show a picture of the venue

i have mixed feelings because i want my game to be affordable but i also want my game to be whalebait so the whales can subsidize the players which seems to be how it works in every other game nowadays

it feels like fab has failed at being whalebait recently and this is a bad thing this ends up being an unpopular opinion because what that basically means is "i need there to be insanely expensive shit" but to clarify i mean that in the "that way my OP promos can have resell value" sense

like idk riftbound is only cheap to build decks in because gooners will pay a gorillion dollars for arhi in a bathing suit or whatever

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Hi friends! My favourite seal rescue centre, Zeehondencentrum Pieterburen, is facing bankruptcy and is soliciting donations. If you can't donate, you can also sign a petition to help convince the local government to provide funding. Please consider sharing! Link below

PQ Mythique - Quebec City W Aurora W Mario W Puffin W Jarl L Levia QF W Mario SF L Jarl ahhhhhh

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everyone knows I'm a dirty anglo but nobody here knows I'm actually a seal

I admit to using ai in workflows sometimes but I swear to fucking god the ability for unskilled MBAs with too much money to throw that money at ai to produce the ugliest most unnecessary nonsense imaginable has been an incredible detriment to hobby communities

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back in the day someone who actually knew what they were doing would spend two weeks hacking something together and at some point in that time you would ask yourself "hey does the world really need this" and you'd realize that no it doesn't and you should go outside instead

now you tell claude "pls make pretty website with cool features and fancy menus and woosh animations" and go to bed and wake up and 10K in tokens later you're the owner of a fancy new webapp that you can post about without a single sentient thought entering your head

I admit to using ai in workflows sometimes but I swear to fucking god the ability for unskilled MBAs with too much money to throw that money at ai to produce the ugliest most unnecessary nonsense imaginable has been an incredible detriment to hobby communities

i promise that we do not need another shitty webapp to do a niche thing that nobody asked for

Hi friends! My favourite seal rescue centre, Zeehondencentrum Pieterburen, is facing bankruptcy and is soliciting donations. If you can't donate, you can also sign a petition to help convince the local government to provide funding. Please consider sharing! Link below

me and boltyn opening up my asshole with 2 card 18s, apparently

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yelling me and who so loudly the entire building collapses

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malice: if I do these 15 different things then I might be able to send a 4 card 6 viserai: 1 card 7. on hit discard a card, kick you in the balls, burn your house down, and turn your playgroup into commander players

i wish everyone whose hero LL'd this weekend a very happy <whatever you said to me after prism LL'd> :)

this is a subtweet of a player who said some very vile shit to me after prism LL'd and whose main is gone this weekend i hope you get what you give to others :)

Legend Story Studios considers anyone that uses the term, "Illusionist," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Necromancer," THE ENEMY! Lead Designer BRYAN H. GOTTLIEB

I have come to SCG LA to kill the americans [in the card game] and steal their gold foils if any moots are here for the wizard rectangle regional championship and want to get dinner hit me up :)

literally everyone in the united club has a laptop open to an ide guy behind me is trying to solve a css issue

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getting off the plane at my layover and being reminded that this sure is sfo, huh

gay person: i'm gay autistic person: i'm autistic gay autistic person: wartune herald six go again

huge news for people who grew up obsessed with david tennet and now watch rick and morty in shame

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A whole new generation of #DoctorWho fans are about to begin their own adventure! 🌟 Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi

Calling: Atlanta with Gravy Bones L Fang W Malice W Levia D Jarl W Marlynn W Fang W Levia L Dori 😭 aquarium qualified for tomorrow

watched back the stream this morning and can I money match the guy in chat who kept talking about how annoying I am $1000 fight me bro