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My first testimonial

pittsburgh themed haunted house called burghatory please

he’s rocking at the pants n’at in the sky now

damn pbs! harsh!

ai can’t panic order tendies and fries because there’s too many words on the menu like you can queen

[pretending to be a sommelier] it tastes like wet matches

my “I'm not making a weird ai sex doll in your image” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

>be me >have a fever >receive this text

bad news. i was reading your posts over the Walmart intercom and they kicked me out. i guess they weren’t good posts

[cocks head] oh, a peculiar

what did i just watch

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

you'd think the men would be behaving better seeing how it's sacrifice season

omnomnoming at the bit

Moons haunted.

That's the name of a Sturgill Simpson album you can't fool me

shoutout to all of us who survived our ankle injuries after sporting these in the late 90s

[looking at your posts] why is the moon doing this to us

YAY!! 🥳

You made me feel really good about myself. Don't ever do it again

Not all that jazzies is Jeff

release the

I’m old enough not to remember things.

butter is only for people who believe

i am a very responsible internet friend and requested the video of jimbo

back on my gabagoolshit

damn girl ur ass is outta this world

Tony yank’s pro skeeter 2

Tony Hark’s Pro Shouter 2

A sequel to You Can See Everything called Can’t See Shit where they leave the lens cap on the whole time.

lol

the nfl wants to be the town from footloose so bad