@robotam.bsky.social

death is not the end. even after you die, your neopets will continue to train and need fed, your bank account will continue to accrue interest at the neotopia bank, and your neopets stocks will continue to fluctuate on the neoptopia stock market. energy can never be destroyed, only converted

Waiting until Van Morrison finishes going Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da, la-tee-da and responding “No, I don’t remember that”

There’s a show where a sponge works at a burger place :| The burger place is under water : 0 And squidward works there too :( )

New all time favourite post just dropped

Those leaked photos from heaven that were going around a while back have finally been authenticated by a angel

They are making a new chocolate bar with nuts and chocolate and peanuts in it

That’s a real sign of the times -guy who forgot the word “clock”

Good clean fun on yks

Due to an error in how they dubbed early episodes, lines originally recorded for “the evil professor” accidentally were matched with lil Stewie Griffin

I miss subtlety. In his new movie Robert Pattinson plays a character called Christ Handsome

I’m sorry but if he wants to win votes, trump needs to stop with the politics

Why would I listen to Sublime when I could just listen to lime ?

The Menu is kind of underrated. No horror scene in the past decade has disturbed me more than when they reveal that the grapes they’ve been eating are actually witches’ eyeballs

My all time favourite website. Discovered so many of the things that I love through there. Genuinely think that finding it as a teenager made me a better person (also learned what phimosis is and how to battle it)

I fear political correctness has gone woke

They are so close to inventing the 10 second vine

Guess Ed won’t be “Sharing” the stage with anyone.

Sheeran is ‘Ed isn’t good enough. Needs ‘is ‘Ed Kickedin

Holy shit. They’ve just announced a new season. Animals double in size, there’s warm dark snow and grass is “ready to be harvested”

War does not come down to just the battles and fights, but also, oftentimes, the skirmishes

Finally looked up what karaoke is and it’s just singing

Sorry but nobody told me these backrooms were going to be liminal. Smdh

This guy was telling me about this artist who put a shark in a tank in a museum and the whole conversation I imagined it was like an anti-war thing because there was a shark inside an artillery tank.

It is frankly, BIZARRE to know what height you are. Please don’t respond to me saying you need to know your height to buy special clothes. The helper at the special clothes shop has a tape measure thing they like to use

Me and my pals made a porn parody of quantum leap called “condom leak” . It was disgusting

He’s smoking on the drugs that make you high

Funny Comics Adventure #1 “Podcasts”

Where I lay my head is home - guy who can suck own dick

Hey @square-enix-games.com why are yous called “Square and X” when to play your games I also have to use Circle and Triangle ?

Did you know that due to the Law, they have to call it “KFC” and not “Kunty Fried Chicken”

So embarrassing. Me and my friend are trying to fuck and I just got a freaking boner

New Yorkers are so proud about their subway system but mine is better. When they turn round to toast my sandwich, I reach over the thing and grab a handful of olives

Imagine if there’s a mix up and they accidentally make the bad guy in the next avengers movie Dr Evil

I’ve heard that in america they call them “sidewalks”. We call them crabs

Trucks, vans and lorries vs Cars and motorbikes Who you got ?

Pyramids are a masterclass in marketing. No one would go visit them if they were simply called “the big triangles”

Movie about hijacking of an astrotrain called “The taking of Pelham 1230”

Someone should upload full episodes of simpsons to youtube

If you are having dinner, I strongly recommend you try the sauce

The one big plot hole with the substance is why did she hate Sue? That’s her. Did they expect me to think that someone hates THEMSELF ?!?

On youtube I watched a clip from Avengers endgame. Spiderman and Iron Man were fighting a troll and Dr Strange was having a magic battle against an alien from Mass Effect. And that’s the kind of shite you all like.

Cinephiles are calling it “The year of THE” The Drama The Invite The Odyssey The new Spiderman movie

Rip. You were the pussy guy

How do they know that Bronze age will be history’s third best age ?

Weird. It has now been longer since Star Wars 4 came out than it has been since Star Wars 1 came out. God truly has a sense of humour (and a nasty little plan for all of us)

It’s a bit disappointing when they get to the Strange land and The Stranger is like “Oh this like normal land to me.”

If carrots are so good for eyesight why does it hurt every time I poke them into my eyes !

Oh shit. They’ve released the first 2 minutes of Avengers Doomsday youtu.be/6oAXda0dB48?...

The other guys in the trojan horse would be so mad at me but there’s no way I wouldn’t be in there giggling