greggy

i finally uploaded the podcast. me and @howintensive.bsky.social went to the apple orchards and talked about halloween and all that autumn type stuff. open.spotify.com/episode/0SPb...

spooky overly-produced podcast called Afraid-ioLab

such a funny engagement bait try. uh i like vodka sir

death is not the end. even after you die, your neopets will continue to train and need fed, your bank account will continue to accrue interest at the neotopia bank, and your neopets stocks will continue to fluctuate on the neoptopia stock market. energy can never be destroyed, only converted

Other Mommy

death is not the end. even after you die, your neopets will continue to train and need fed, your bank account will continue to accrue interest at the neotopia bank, and your neopets stocks will continue to fluctuate on the neoptopia stock market. energy can never be destroyed, only converted

lol just saw that my theater is getting 'you can see everything' tomorrow. oh well, it was nice experiencing another theater. makes me appreciate my usual place to be like, ok theyve got better seats but worse popcorn and dimmer projectors and more expensive.

absolute shit. every michigan sticker clears it.

Broke: Abolish ICE Woke: Abolish MBA www.nytimes.com/2026/10/18/o...

I’ve been thinking about “You Can See Everything” all day at work today and my number one conclusion as a straight man is if I was ever introduced to Elizabeth Holmes at a party I would smile politely and say hello then turn tail and run away as fast as I could to keep from being ensorcelled

el-sayed is one of the only guys in this shit ass country that doesnt suck

sometimes all you can do is laugh at the sky in the pouring rain and say "what the crap"

It’s all happening at the zoo

practicing my "you can see everything" look for the mirror selfie later

oh man theres a very satisfying unlocking feeling in my brain when i decide to relisten to a long ass podcast catalog

Lmao. This is somehow real.

how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say

i changed the lightbubs in my headlights today. i put normal ones in there not crazy bright ones. basically that means im a great guy

im so mad nowhere near flint is getting the elizabeth theranos movie 🤬

anybody need any of these? this is how theyre supposed to look, nobody fucked up.

Digger

*comes at you like a sandworm but for polished wood floors* hey buddy just wanted to come say great job on your floor here!!

if i dont go see digger on tuesday i will be mad at myself and the world.

Carrie discourse? right away, chef. to which table?

saw a billboard so base and crass it just made me cackle like a madman. plain white background with a big rat in the bottom right corner. most of the billboard is a lady in high heels standing on a chair precariously. only words are “CERTIFIED PEST CONTROL INC” with no phone number or website

studied the pic intently but although i do live near flushing i dont recognize hat man

fuck i only follow nancy vicariously when you guys repost it but after seeing a couple others from this week this is so good i have to hand it to her