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The screams I screampt

The kid has taken to putting on a Tik Tok or Reel and letting it play ad infintum. This week she discovered one for which the soundrack is Another One Bites the Dust. It is a good week.

Oof, this is fuckin nasty.

I think fundamentally what’s happening is that pollsters are terrified of underestimating Rs again and correctly think that underestimating Ds won’t matter as long as they get the topline result right (“I said D+2 and it was D+11” is a big miss but still counted as ‘they got it right’)

RIP

“Good morning, my little minions.”

the markets have essentially become a gauge for how much corruption the government in power is going to let the business class get away with

how dare a release trailer for an aquarium sim make me cry

I have a theory that all "Great Men" of history can be sorted into either "and the device shows me boobs?" or "the moon in the fucking sky?" Lenin, Trotsky, Adam Smith, and George Washington are all "went to the moon?" Ben Franklin, Hamilton, Socrates, and Bakunin are instances of "shows me boobs?"

Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵

darkwing duck-looking ass RGIII

Feeding my idiot venus fly trap raisins

Dude was psyched to have scored a selfie

one thing I will say about the preemptive pardon bullshit is it is not the behavior of a group of people who have a definitive plan to retain power forever

Skill issue. I am so white I get moonburn and I show my face around public all the time, nobody spews hate at me.

I SAID STOP THE CAR THEY GOT SHONGLES

When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

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We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

My new favorite boomer AI Slop (featuring Looney Tunes again for some reason) just dropped

Finally got to see the Bayou Tapestry.

Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him

I refuse to believe you need all that

One more for the afternoon crowd. Two of the last lines of dialogue I wrote on the last BioWare game I shipped.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

Special Forces guys don't look like Arnold in Predator

"Try the new AI agent from Meta." Ah cool now I can let the only company I trust less with my data than OpenAI read my emails. No way I'd regret that.