Robert Simpson

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.” FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

Let me sum it up for non-military folks: Senator Mark Kelly didn’t violate any military laws. None. Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do. That’s all this is.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

I understand Miller doesn’t like being called Goebbels, but maybe - and I’m just spitballing here - he should stop plagiarizing Goebbels speeches

Kash Patel, the FBI Director, has just admitted that he has NOT reviewed the entirety of the Epstein Files.

I hope I don't sound naïve here, but I don't think this project to turn Charlie Kirk into a combination of Mr. Rogers and Gandhi is going to work

Trump is "unhappy". The only people who can get into Melania's drawers are the FBI.

Trump is "unhappy". Only the FBI can get into Melania's drawers.

Leon Mush has maintained Radio silence lately.

The only thing that confuses me about the CBS/Paramount capitulation to the swollen 🍊 is why they would cancel Colbet THE SAME WEEK he called you out? You literally took immediate retaliatory action against him in front of the entire county! What exactly the fuck is your strategy? People HATE you

People died in his state, and the governor of Texas is making football comparisons. NEWSFLASH: When the football team f*cks up, the fans don’t die.

For what Texas wastes on their "wall" they could dredge the Guadalupe River and build a series of dikes.

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America elected an almost uneducated clown as its president and is now experiencing the consequences. As has been said many times before, this time his presidency has no adults in the room at all. Crackpots like FRK Jr have free rein.

Warfare consisting entirely of lobbing bombs at each others civilians and infrastructure from hundreds of miles away feels like some sci-fi dystopia come to pass. I dunno I guess really its just Guernica but everywhere and forever now.

2026, if all goes according to the plan.

I've never prayed SO hard for a washout thunder/lightning storm than I am right now.

This is no longer a presidential administration. It is an authoritarian regime. If we don't understand that the fight needs to be against the regime, the system of governance, and not a single man, we will continue to sink. demwriter.substack.com/p/shift-to-f...

“Sure, it was raw sewage, but at least there was no fluoride in that water.”—RFK Jr., probably

Veterans determine when Veterans Day is, not some draft-dodging, fat fuck. It's as simple as that.

Trump: The only president since the 60s to have no roses in the Rose Garden.

A Waltz is a little longer than a Scaramucci

Anyone watch today’s briefing

You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?

Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy. Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media. That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning. It's Fascism 101.

One more MAGAt added to pedo pile. Disgusting!!

Joe Biden on life support would have been better than this

Putin came away from his phone call with Trump with mineral rights to Mar-a-Lago.

The protests aren’t slowing down—they’re spreading. City to city, town to town. People are outraged, and they’re making it known. THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE. But stay peaceful—don’t give Trump any excuse for violence or martial law.

To put it in clearer terms…

I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.

Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.

He couldn’t even run a charity without breaking the law—Now he believes he’s in charge of the Supreme Court, Congress, our rights, and the U.S. justice system. Who’s going to stop him?!

Welcome to autocracy. The Republic we have known for the last 240 years is gone. This is going to keep getting worse. Much worse. The courts mean nothing, the law means nothing, Congress is irrelevant. He is a malignant psychopath.

Every single Republican in Congress knows that sociopath can’t “void” a presidential pardon. They know he can’t. They know the pardon power is absolute. Will they tell him he can’t? Will they stand up and say so? Not a fucking chance.

Pam bondi sure has been sitting on that Epstein shit for a while. Guess it takes a long time to make sure all the right people are redacted

It’s pretty wild to watch a governor in a wheelchair trying to take away accommodations for disabilities…

Vance needs to go home and stay there

The Republican Party is a goddamn motherfucking joke.

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick