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Pulitzer worthy 🧌

"No, it is DEI!" Republicans favorite motto.

Blame is for losers He baked Biden for his failures atleast 3 times. Only when it's convenient

So disgusting

I think what he actually said was prayer saved some of the kids and stopped the flooding from being worse implying that others just didn't pray enough. I'm going by what my friends in Texas have told me he's said. I trust them to accurately interpret his bullshit over most people.

“C’mon dead girls, let’s focus, dig down, get out there and WIN!!!”

Moronic.

yep, and that poor drowned toddler and her drowned father, while Abbott smirked and capered about like a fucking monkey on a stick.

That's exactly what I said when I heard this! Losing your babies due to his incompetence parents don't need a football analogy.

Abbot is a worthless American. @democraticags.bsky.social sue Texas for hurting citizens who live in your state impacted by their malfeasance. Make it contingent on the tax dollars your citizens pay to the Federal Government. @governor.ca.gov @maddow.msnbc.com

The state turned down a request for funding an emergency alert system in Kerr County, so naturally Abbott doesn’t want too much scrutiny.

I heard that and thought "what an insensitive bastard that has lost his F'in mind".

I have a solution for ya, Texas. Don't vote for these empty suits with platitudes from HS football.

Maga don't care about the loss of human life. So any attempt they make at these speeches always sound sociopathic and hollow.

When the people of Texas have needlessly suffered enough, they'll figure it out, and kick their worthless leadership to the curb! Or not, and keep paying the consequences!

You kidding? You dont know any Cowboy fans?

‪ If Greg Abbott owned a football team he's be booted out of the NFL for not giving his team helmets. Warning sirens are "like the friggen helmets"

MAGA Mad - the new plague- in Red States only.

Uhmn,…”HotWheels” were hella fun! Try “DeathWheels”. That’s the Abbot deal. Really. MAGA! Making America Ghoulish(as shit)Again 👊🇺🇸☠️

Showing his real colors. Evil 😈

"We got this, but we ain't paying for it because we need new footballs for the game."

Scum of the earth. 😱😡

Either get used to it or we need to step up

Well said!

Moron never watched Ted Lasso.

Texas solution: don't warn people in advance, it's a waste of money.

Solutions? He hasn’t solved anything since he’s been in office.

Hope TX sees through performative sideshow of Abbot, Cruz & GOP as they try to hide TX govt's incompetence & disastrous choices.

Hint: floods + chair=?

If the Dems had been the Dems who decimated NOAA, it would have been a major blame game. Remember the fires in CA? Yeah. Dems fault all day long. But not in TexASS. Suddenly its not right to point fingers at Trump for cutting employees responsible for warnings.

Well now you’ve gone and done it, that will sound like a challenge to this Governor, fans beware.

If Texas were really concerned and on top of things, we wouldn’t be the state with some of the largest preventable disasters in this country! This is what Republican leadership has done!!

So, in this analogy, who are the winners and losers? Nobody has won anything in this situation. Too many people have died because the govt, mostly federal, screwed up. It would be so nice if just once they admitted they were wrong and outlined the steps that would be taken to fix the problem.

Never heard of MMQB or Black Monday I guess.

And working to add to the gerrymandering of Texas.

Good old boys, scratching each other’s backs…. In summer special session, Texas House Bill 13 will most likely be readdressed.

You like your handle by the way

This is so true. If you've ever listened to Joel Osteen, it's like he preaches those favorable with God get favorable treatment in terms of more 💰. The ones who are really going to suffer from the loss of federal funding is poor states & those are represented by Republicans! #irony

Making THEM rich and powerful

The Republican Party’s plans to help make citizens lives better are always “thoughts and prayers”.

This is all just democrat propaganda. Dear leader will tell us what an emergency is.

Abbott has been really bad for a long time now.

Sociopaths don’t get it

Read this and you'll understand! It's almost like a script for what tRump is doing at the Federal level! 😳 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politic...

so much bullshit

Are y'all really expecting anything different from a "man" that just did this 🤷‍♀️ after the Uvalde murders?

Getting rid of laissez-faire capitalist politicians that allow their constituents to die so their donors can have tax cuts is a solution.

Absolutely!

No contest!

Texans Vote for these Clowns. Hot Tub Tom Delay has been gone a Long Time....there's no excuse for this.

Adolph Abbott is a morally bankrupt clown like his cult leader Can we dump these chumps next year? Is that even possible? They’ve rigged voting so turn out is restricted Organized criminal cult and Gestapo

Sociopaths and psychopaths are that way.

Truly

I've seen them do their fair share of finger pointing.

Yeah .. dead people don't point fingers either, but their loved ones should and will.

Should be isn’t

Also never forget the razor wire he put in the Rio Grande that sliced up pregnant women

Yup. Thanks for the edit note.

I forget was he smirking at the press conference regarding the deaths at Uvalde as much as he was for the death toll of this latest debacle of his.

He Rollin. We hatin

What would he know about football; he at least compare it to something on wheels

Not a fan, but they should let Dan Patrick hold the press conferences. He runs the show anyway. They’ve been vocal, so there will be a vote on the bill to help rectify catastrophic issues during special session. They amplify it to hide the MAGA redistricting in Texas they are planning.

He is detestable, hot wheels😡

And if the “team” wore blue jerseys instead of red, this demon on wheels would be the first to throw a flag

Corrupt and evil!

Ohhh wait you mean Dr. Strangelove

Hey Abbott. It is the end of the fourth quarter and you are losing 120 to one! Loser!

Incompetent just like the occupant in the White House!!

All I'm gonna say is he's been in that office for a long time, seems like they like this shit.

We've been trying to fire this mfer but for the rethuglicans damned gerrymandering.

Not going to happen in Texas obviously:- en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politic...

Bam

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Along with lots of finger pointing during films

Bingo

They lack the intelligence to communicate with their base of fascist. Low IQ individuals who voted to kill Americans. Therefore the only thing they understand is sports analogies. And beer commercials. This is the language of maga species in the wild. Sshhh they are easily startled by facts ✊🏻✊🏿

Hasn't that fucker ever heard the term "Prevent Defense" or "Defense wins championships"? Defense would have won this one Hot Wheels.

😡

🤬🤬🤬

What a piece of human garbage!

I wonder if he was paraphrasing Trump or Noem. "What do I say when people start talking about who to blame?" "Just tell them, 'Only losers try to figure out why they lost.'"

Anything to deflect

To quote a REAL American patriot, Ben Franklin, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure". Plus you don't have all those dead children staining your already appalling record.

It's all fun n games 😡🤡

a lot of 'em already lived there.

Its maddening because it continues to work. We need changes in Texas and the US. This attitude of repubs to win at all costs ( encouraged by their wealthy donors who control) has got to change.

💙😎🤞💙 I'm hoping that you are correct🥂

There were solutions. They were ignored for cost. Just say it maga, handing money over to millionaires is more important than kids lives.

Please help me spread its use wherever it’s appropriate, Dane!!😊

A fascist cripple

Texas needs ti take this asshole out of office.

Does he need the name and title on his shirt so he will remember them?

This is why we have to stop using sports metaphors and replace with makeup metaphors

They had the solutions. Elon fired them.