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#samandmax20th In the fall of 2006, while the Sam & Max fandom was getting excited for Season One, the greater gaming community was focused on the upcoming launch of Nintendo’s new console, the Wii. (Share this thread for a chance to win a game key, and read on for a super easy contest!)

trains are just horizontal elevators #wow #crazy

Something I wish more people would realize.

#samandmax20th “A Sam & Max Artsy-Craftsy Bit of Time-Wasting Nonsense” is a page from Steve Purcell’s “On the Road” comic that shows how to make a Max puppet out of a paper lunch bag. (Share this thread for a chance to win a game key, and read on for a new contest!)

You need to piss off

lol www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel...

Oh god. Context/info on the woman thing?

Good evening! 😍 First things first, I’m going to lick your 🌭 all over! 😋 As a reward, I want you to slide your 🌭 into my 🍑, stir things up, and fill me with your 🥛! 😝 I’m fully prepared to carry your 👶 and become 🤰! 😆 Let’s raise it together, okay? 🤭 How does a day like that sound? 🤔

sorry i cant come out to party tonight, im too busy pronouncing the 'h' in 'graham crackers'

Just double-checked my ballot status. If you live in Alberta and haven't voted yet, PLEASE DO. The separatists are going to keep pushing regardless, but we need to shut this shit down definitively. #abpoli #notothenine

Boston, please take your drunk buildings home.

linus turdvalds

i love my limp "cock". 😘

fingat not broken, nature of injury susceptible to infection so i got poked with a tetanus booster and antibiotic ointment

how long's it take to look at a fingat xray

they have for some reason put a lidocaine wrap around my fingat

i always wish they would just show me the xray

i am in the bone room (i might have broken fingat)

#SpookyMonth64

You're right, I didn't see the dropdown option at the bottom with the methodology for that- I'm sorry, the LLM misclassified 8% of a (statistically appallingly small) spot check sample and you still believed the stats it gave you?!?!? That's worse than if you hadn't manually checked anything.

mr bean's tight little pussy

kerning is important

the great british wank off

Nuke Gingrich

Are you enjoying that mister?

I’m an adult. This is a throwaway account, so I won’t be here long. I’m working on an anthology series called The Papercranes Anthology, it’s Christian faith inspired novels. I’m reaching out to ask if I can use your likeness (appearance) for some characters.

This afternoon's scrum

did 3 RJ45s but sadly one of them is getting only 100Mb! i will have to redo that one!!!

Wow to be underneath haha

Headses in bucketses

i still don't actually know what groyper is and i hope that's ok