Regrettably, Jake

Back at the gym after a Short Depression Break

Love the idea of a Tesla catching fire spontaneously and rocket propelling into me! What a time to be alive.

Whoa look at my hot husband, he's very strong!

Recommendations needed: I’m in need of some new professional headshots, both for my 9-5 and content creation purposes. I’d love to work with a queer and/or BIPOC artist in the Chicago metro area Please Bluesky work your magic and get this in front of some people who might know someone.

Just finished the last workout of my second month of training, since I've started doing the gym more consistently! Feeling really good and a baby bit stronger!

Get yourself a man who will donate his time to organize your dice collection 😍 You're amazing @radioowls.bsky.social

Just had to play an improv show to 2 audience members - so yeah, I've been in the trenches tonight

New sketch out that I wrote, starring ME and my friend Kaitlyn!! Hope y'all enjoy :) youtu.be/7tS6hpM2tjw?...

kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?

Ain't no fucking patrons of the arts anymore. Anyone interest in paying for my lifestyle so that I can quit my job and write comedy??

I have a lot of promo for like shows and stuff, but I fear every day it drains me more to use meta. Do any of you people know what like... ethical social media advertisers are doing in its stead?

Another gym day done 😮‍💨

Weekly proof of workout selfie

Just did my last workout of my first month with a trainer! Feeling great!

This is... to me... a denial that trans people exist. The reference to genetic anomalies is common anti-trans language referring to intersex people.

I'm still thinking about the Nintendo statement about not giving rebates for the tariffs on switches. So goofy and quirky of them. It made me notice that basically no one is doing anything, and we as consumers were just set up to do some extra suffering this year!

I'm at the gym once more and it's fine.

Got my first ever pair of Crocs, and had no idea they glow in the fucking dark. This rocks.

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If God has granted me a life of relative leisure then I will not insult Him with vain, meaningless labor. These wicked machines will not steal my ichor

Happy friday

Last night I had my like first ever short play that I wrote and directed go up at the iO in Chicago, and it was lovely and amazing and people laughed a lot. I feel so full in my heart from it!

My boss (the man I hire to tell me what to do at the gym) made me do sprints today, and I'm smiling through the pain.

Don't have plans tomorrow? Or any Wednesday in September? If not, you MIGHT be interested in seeing a short play that I wrote and directed at the iO in Chicago! It's a romantic comedy about a man and a printer. I think it's really fun!

Ok first shirtless pic in 1000 years bc I'm feeling a little good about me right now, and also just got a haircut.

I am dedicated and Fit

I am unfortunately working out again.

"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

Anyone else going to gencon?? Getting so jazzed for to!!

Loving that the parasite has made it significantly more acceptable to talk about pooping in public!

me about to do a Pandoras box: hey guys watch me Pandora this box.

I done worked out again