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It's a good time to invest in my new classification theory that everything is either a Horse or a Bird. Classification is vibes based, but firm and objective.

10/10/26, 3:58 pm1 repost6 likes

Regrettably, Jake

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It's simple really. For example, an emu is a Horse, and Bullseye from Toy Story is a Bird

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches

@riothobbit.bsky.social

dogs are horses

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches

@riothobbit.bsky.social

any dog that is not a horse is a cat, cats are birds

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches

@riothobbit.bsky.social

yeah okay this works

Regrettably, Jake

@regrettablyjake.com

Yes!!!!! Unless main coon that's a Taurus!

Regrettably, Jake

@regrettablyjake.com

Obviously it depends on the specific dog, because for example a Pomeranian could be a bird, if it has the right amount of whimsy, but I'd say like 80% of dog is horse

that fucking cat you hate

@kaithekat.bsky.social

Did Carolus Linnaeus post this