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Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

IT SURE LOOK LIKE YOU STARTED IT WHEN YOU BOMBED THEM

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Civil suit NOW.

Just saw the old memes commercial and damn we reach memes being nostalgic now.

This aged well

Do it, the memes will feed us for weeks

Yeah I’m sure we’ll be fine

They’re probably having a moment of silence over at Elon’s shithole for this.

“Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time.” ― Carl Sagan

I like mornings but I'm not a morning person if that makes sense.

This dweeb became the real life version of this meme:

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

It’s getting cold out there and you know what that means. Offices are about to turn the AC on to winter blast

we gotta bring back shame, man society doesn’t work real well without consequences for being an enormous piece of shit in public

Prince writing “I Would Die 4 U” in 1984:

tfw it’s NBA opening day

Closing on this 💔

El-Sayed on JD Vance: First of all, Ohio State owes that boy a refund because he clearly didn't get anything from his education there…

And the guy dressed as Scaramucci won't stick around much longer. Only the "best" people, vetted by people who are terrible at their jobs.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

The only probable person who might consider needing this:

….no comments, just deep sighs

Yeah never rushing to get a haircut again. Had to hurry and took someone I didn’t know and now I look like Black Morty

NEW: Yeah, not good

All the self awareness of a dog licking its own asshole

I have never seen a show jump so many sharks as 911 does.

it turns out that “optimize for engagement” and “optimize for societal best outcomes” are opposing goals and if you look at the entire history of the tech industry you can see which of those two wins out

Ravens win!

Jayden Daniels had a brainfart at the worst possible time.

What was that Washington?

Doxxed himself while ordering legos for his kids he’s barely around. Another masterful gambit

it’s what the People WANT

The Liberty is putting up a fight tonight, damn good game

Clayface (2026) Directed by James Watkins

(For my 90s people) Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come