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@wtyppod.com when was the last time you or Roz checked the PO Box?

For days, we’d been digging for proof that a Russian oligarch attended Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding. We scoured social media and analyzed wicker chairs. Then, on a swimsuit model’s Instagram, we found the shaved head we were looking for.

if you ever wondered what you’d have done, you’re doing it right now, because it’s happening here.

Car 45's run ended the same way President 45's did. Hit an obstacle that should have been a piece of cake, didn't deal with it sensibly, and crashed into a wall.

A pair of gloves. An exam gown. Disinfectant wipes. Simple PPE, but for a medic treating a wounded person near the front lines, they can make an enormous difference. We're shipping ~6 tons of PPE to Zaporizhzhia & we need your help! Pls pitch in & share! https://ukrainedefensesupport.org/causes/

I gotta say - It's so "fun" experiencing all the once-in-a-lifetime events that have happened in the last few years.

Had Malort for the first time tonight and everyone who goes "UGGHHHH AAAAHHH GROSS" is weak of spirit and must train like Vegeta in 100X gravity to improve their tolerance for uncommon liquors

First posted this 11 months ago. And this probably won't be the last time.

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@deviantollam.bsky.social I thought this sort of thing was illegal? It doesn't lock... But it could also get blocked from the outside. Definitely enough room between the elevator door and the outside door for someone to get stuck...

Their goal is to create so much chaos and so many crises that it starts to feel like nothing you do makes a difference. Don’t believe it. Every action matters. Keep showing up and remember the resistance will prevail!

It's weird to me how trump never lets go of a grudge, he still bitches about Obama, Biden, Hillary, and even Rosie O'Donnell for some reason. He never says a word about any of the people who supposedly tried to assassinate him. Nothing. Weird.

induction cooktop enjoyer: they really are the most efficient way to cook, you know. there's no dangerous flammable gas involved, it's better for the environment and will save you money too! me at gas range surrounded by flare-ups: im da chef da cuisine

"[I]n Florida, the period between the signing of a death warrant and an execution is roughly one month, on average ... Florida's own history of wrongful convictions in capital cases underscores what is at stake. No state has exonerated more death row prisoners, 30 men in all."

I've been reskeeted by the CPSC and my life is basically all downhill from here. I've peaked. There's no topping this.

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Wow! Iran left a thank you note in their locker room thanking LA for its hospitality during the World Cup. Be sure you read the last line: “May peace, respect, and friendship prevail among all nations.” (Source: Reuters)

People laughed when Trump said the war would only end with unconditional surrender but he's a man of his word and he has now surrendered unconditionally

Explain your @:

There are two options: either Moscow is so incompetent that they can't direct their attacks to the intended target, or that the residential buildings, hospitals, and cultural icons they have been striking for 4 years ARE the intended targets. But we all know they're striking them intentionally.

Twenty-Nine Seconds to Mars

People spent their whole lives fighting for the end of this era. People *died* for this. and we are allowing it to be rolled back without so much as a whimper.

We live in a time dominated by deeply unserious people making deeply unserious arguments in support of tragically serious results that serious people would have both avoided and known to avoid.

The man who overmedicates with steroids and cocaine would like you to know that your anti-depressants and other necessary prescriptions are in his cross-hairs.

Libs and leftists are gonna be pretty humiliated when it turns out shutting down global trade, collapsing your own popularity, eliminating your medical research base, and causing a global energy shock as you alienate your military and strategic alliances, is actually the path to National Greatness.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

Oh did you guys think this was somehow up to the government and that it was a failure of leadership? No. We (humanity) don’t know how. We don’t. Sorry. Wish I had a different answer for ya.

Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

Lots of ICE agents running around mask off right now. If you're catching a flight, snag some pics 📸 Exif data scrubber to remove image metadata: everestpipkin.github.io/image-scrubb...

[me, experiencing any amount of joy] well, this has been entirely undeserved

every time i talk about how chill my doc is about getting me HRT and i hear about non-Americans struggling to get access to basic shit this conversation always pops in my head

Buddy you best start believing in events. You’re in one

It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.

If the government gets to decide if you have them, they're not human rights.

man I really really really want to believe that there’s some off-ramp for this shit but every time I see what these motherfuckers are already getting away with I don’t know how you believe there’s an off-ramp left. Jesus Christ they’re ditching people in the snow to die of frostbite for being brown

I know this makes me an extremist but I think our baby concentration camps should be abolished.

hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever. i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable. i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity. i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can. thank you. gofund.me/dc160a843

The executions will continue. The executions will get more bold. There will be another Alex Pretti. There will be another Renée Good. They will keep shooting civilians until someone shoots back. And when the hammer comes down on everyone, they will say it's because we fired the first shot.

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L