Rachel Larris

If I accomplish nothing else in my career: this blog post is my legacy at least bitchkittie.blogspot.com/2006/02/long...

I need Nicki Minaj to be the White House Press Secretary, legendarily crash and burn within a week, and then Cardi B to get appointed under a progressive president and become the most accomplished press secretary ever

In case facts still matter

You know, I have been thinking a bit about William Shatner lately. This is going to sound weird. I think he has finally achieved what he said he wanted for so long, people think of him more as William Shatner than Captain Kirk at long last. Thoughts below.

my best guess is someone told him this the way you tell toddlers that Mr. Pancakes went to a farm upstate where he can play with all the other dogs

this is so fucking bleak

Maybe if Trump comes to Ohio to campaign it will help 😈

Deleting angry tweets because it’s Sunday morning in fascist America and no one needs more useless anger.

They’re not paying me for this but go look at memeorandum.com and scroll down. There. You’ve seen literally every political news story that will be on CNN, MS Now, Fox for the next 24 hours. And you did it without goofy anchors and panelists yelling at you. Now go live life.

Which seems more plausible? The Pope calls Putin from his hospital bed to demand ceasefire OR Melania herself develops ceasefire plan complete with "a "detailed plan" for the evacuation operation, "down to each hour and day." Good grief. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Now that’s a headline

Mussolini doesn’t care.

The NY Post is calling this art installation in Tehran, featuring a performer dressed as Trump in a mock jail cell, “sickening.” Surely they jest.

Seriously, it's for a feature on Newsmax. www.reuters.com/world/europe...

This is literally a photo op being organized for Newsmax by the Trump administration.

leftists circling back and ending up on the Republican side of the Elian Gonzalez debate lmao

This is what the Republican Party was offering the American people last night heading into the midterms.

They have lost Frank LaRose. My God. abc6onyourside.com/news/local/o...

In any other admin, this would probably be the most outrageous official statement ever made by a sitting FCC director: Strongly implying that the government forbids broadcast networks from reporting on the president's falling poll numbers. (Sorry to paste from twitter but that's where he posts.)

Trump referred to Musk as "our legendary friend" 24 hours ago

When you’re cribbing Sorkin from more than 25 years ago, you know the writers have reached the bottom of the barrel.

I am yet again staking out the position that a pardon issued as part of a corrupt or criminal scheme in which the President is involved or materially benefits from is void ab initio I’ll find some Blackstone or Coke quote supporting this when I need to

the lady who interviewed Acton's mother did two years in prison for attempting to blow up an abortion clinic. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_...

The Newsroom should have inspired as much residual outrage amongst reporters

Remembering Joe the Plumber who asked one question of Barack Obama, built a second career out of that moment (he’s dead now)

Hope this embarrassing moment digs this man for a decade

The most horrifying part about this to me is that there's ways to do paperwork to prevent this, but poor people are not taught about it, we are not informed that we need to do this, rich people know all the paperwork secrets and they intentionally keep poor people from them

When she gets out of prison Elisabeth Holmes be another Jordan Belfort figure who can make money legally as a "famous person" and she'll wondered why she needed to go to prison at all.

I want to "Yes, but" this lead ancedote. The individual has been living this way since 1997! That implies it has more to do with this individuals personality about where he wants to work/live.

To Beltway elites, folks like Susan Collins, Lindsey Graham and Jim Clyburn symbolized the "Good Washington" that was soiled by the uncouth Trump But here they are in steakhouses ripping off taxpayers with bogus contracts in return for campaign cash Yo, pundits, your life is based around a lie

Anyone in Maine?

if you were wondering whether Alito's book is an embarrassing crock of shit, I can now officially answer your question with a resounding yes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

when critics of bari weiss say that she is not a journalist, we mean that literally. she does not respect or even appear to understand the values of the profession. everything for her is propaganda. www.semafor.com/article/10/1...

Well, you can't expect a random reporter to understand the Constitution. I mean, it's not like she's CBS's chief *legal* correspond-- (finger to earpiece). Oh. Oh no. OK, yeah, that's bad.