Punk's Not Dead It's Passed Out

The fact that the president's doctors are giving him the dementia test over and over again -- tracking his decline, most likely -- and that the president keeps bragging about having to take that test should be a five-alarm fire.

Yeah, these guys have been sketchy as hell for a long time now. I wouldn't trust them for anything, let alone *voting machine* problems.

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And with that we have our first dead AI startup

Playing through Castlevania SotN once again, this time with the luck cheat on. It's one of my comfort games, so I'm doing it while drunk because today was a trash fire and doing it sober is so it easy it may as well be childsplay. #IAmAPirate #Let'sFuckingDoThis #Don'tStepToMeOrYou'llGetServed

This is an amazing creepypasta.

BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week

I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

"Say you're a switch without actually saying it."

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

Goodamn, I hadn't realized it until I saw it in text, but yeah, things really *do* feel that way these days.

"I see yuu've actavated my twap cahhd..."

"QOTN: Ooooooh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! John Wayne Gay-cy!"

There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded. Just sayin.

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‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...

Get in, folks: a new Russian disinfo campaign is targeting the midterms, specifically Democrats, in what seems to be the first attempt by the Kremlin-backed op to meddle in this year’s U.S. elections. They're faking celebrity videos attacking Dems and are...very stupid. www.ms.now/news/russia-...

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

These people are weird and creepy and Democrats need to say it more

Holy shit, Clerks 3 is on Tubi?!?!

Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

Perfection.

"Let us endeavor so to live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Samuel Clemens That quote feels appropriate today.

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Tom of Gotchi

ok this is a grumpy take, but I'm tired of EXTREMELY simple yet essential instructions being made into youtube videos starring some vtuber with an intro for engagement here's how to do it: open twitch, hit the settings gear icon, Security & Privacy, turn the generative AI thing OFF, you're done!

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If you're a streamer on windows 11 check your audio input settings for your mic as there's now an AI powered "Audio enhancement" section that defaults to on which can interfere with your microphone audio if you're already processing your audio via OBS filters or other software

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.