Clarrie Maguire

Me when it gets dark at 5pm tonight even though I'm 47 and know how this works by now

Tell you what's really good for recovering from anxiety and depression, financial instability.

My little Halloween treat for people who sit at the centre of the horror/brutalism Venn. 👇

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BLACKTHORNE: Tell him while that it may be common to hide behind half-truths and innuendos HERE, seeking TRUTH over convenience will always be the mark of TRUE bravery. Tell him he could stand to do a little more READING! MARIKO: The Anjin prefers subs over dubs.

[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord

It must be galling to people working in sweets development that the pioneers of chocolate bars basically got it bang on with their first gos.

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Nothing more important than faily.

"average bristolian eats 3 ket a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bristolian eats 0 ket per day. Ketamine Georg, who is in massive attack & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Every gothic horror:

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

🎵Do you retober 🎵The 21st night of October

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

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In the Beatles song "Birthday" Macca sings "You say it's your birthday/It's my birthday too yeah". You know who has the same birthday as Macca? Delia Smith. Therefore Birthday, if not the whole white album, is about Delia Smith

Repeat after me: 1) PIP isn't an out of work benefit. It is a benefit paid to disabled people to pay for the extra costs of living with a disability. 2) Some PIP claimants work. Some PIP claimants will never able to work at all. 3) Impoverishing people doesn't get them closer to employment

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I’ve got this sign looping in my head to the cadence of Wheeltappers and shunters social club now. So that’s nice.

"You Can See Everything" was phenomenal. I'm so glad Sir Patrick Stewart finally got to make his movie

Following the rights returning to us, SCARENTHOOD #1 is now available for free! It's super seasonal - an Autumn-into-Winter story of awkward adult encounters, childcare woes, and ancient Irish pagan entities. ko-fi.com/s/10bbecbd9c See below to read the rest for a tenner in a new BUMPER edition!

This is incredible. Actually transformatively useful.

We've put together a What to Expect Guide at Thought Bubble Comic Convention 2026 for those who are Autistic, have anxiety, sensory issues, access needs or generally just like to know what to expect! Take a look: thoughtbubblefestival.com/whattoexpect

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

This week you can find The Scale of a Man, my illustrated reflection on craft, grief, and inheritance, on @therumpus.net. Thank you @marinaomi.bsky.social for believing in this piece and getting it further into the world. Read the whole thing here: therumpus.net/2026/10/13/t...

That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.

My mum hates/hated Fred Dibnah because he was ‘sexist’. Which is weird not because it’s wrong but because as far as I can tell this is literally the only opinion she has ever expressed about the personal behaviour of any celebrity ever.

I just made a formal complaint to the BBC about this. If you'd like to do the same, here's the link: www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...

"my financial records? Lieutenant, I work in indie comics. I have the ONE dollar. I will go to a show and give to another person for their zine. A year later they will give it back to me for my zine. That's all there is."

THE GHOST HUNTERS (1975): Seminal BBC doc about 'people who look for ghosts - and some of the people who have seen them'. Here, ghost hunter Benson Herbert explains the benefits of his Negative Ion Pistol...

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