Pothole

Pothole

@pothole.gay

32 | ΘΔ | They/ Them/ It | Oakland via New Orleans Big dumb boar. Work in architecture. Into video games, art and design, cooking, and being a menace to society DM @ https://t.me/potholepig often NSFW 🔞 MDNI

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Pothole
@pothole.gay

Is there a hyperspecific English word for armpit sweat that's fresh? Not quite musky yet, but it has like a salty sweet watery umami thing going on? Like petrichor but for pits?

Pothole
@pothole.gay

My toxic trait is thinking I can communicate with animals. Like I can absolutely communicate with squirrels, their language is mostly tail gestures and squeaks- easy to learn. But I try to talk to the pigeons nesting on my balcony. I think my cooing is winning it over, but who can even be sure.

Pothole
@pothole.gay

I'm pretty sure I can communicate with Giant Pacific Octopus with sustained eye contact and careful telepathy. Need more data on that one, but at the very least we totally vibed. But birds man, they're a total enigma to me.

Pothole
@pothole.gay

I swear I'm not having a manic episode. I just switched to a new ADHD medication and am severely under-medicated. I'm just naturally like this

Pothole
@pothole.gay

TFing into a bear or shark or cat or something because I just wake up craving RAW FISH. I want it all the time now. Like wouldn't some ceviche or poke just fucking hit. Like some fucking fatty melt in your mouth Ahi would go so hard. I could eat it everyday, give me the mercury poisoning idgaf

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i can’t stop laughing at this

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

WASHINGTON (AP) — Evacuation ordered for events at National Mall as storms gather near Washington ahead of Trump's July 4th speech.

Pothole
@pothole.gay

Umm... I just found Witch Hat Atelier and am deeply obsessed. How is the illustration this damn inventive and sublime?? Like what a celebration of handcraft and artisanship. Simply incredible stuff, absolutely going to be a classic anime and manga.

Pothole
@pothole.gay

Also the fandom is deeply evil and insane, like what do you mean you used the in world magic system to design a spell that gives someone testicular torsion.