elizabeth 🫡

“Leadership of a world-economy is an experience of power which may one day blind the victor to the march of history.” — Braudel, Perspective of the World, p. 132

I’m excited for “American” to be so reviled that I get to say “that’s our word, you’re not allowed to use it”

What’s the difference between a math PhD and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.

jdpon don strikes again

soldiers are gonna get absolutely fucked and they will 100% still completely not figure why this is happening or have any introspection about any of this

I have a fantasy of being on a podcast with someone like Brianna Chickenfry and doing such a shitty job that the government reluctantly has to provide me round the clock protection

"Mueller, she wrote" in big 2025

every day i wake up and i thank god that I'm not Drew Pavlou

a “fight” implies anyone is seriously trying to resist this

have you considered gamers are just uniquely greedy and are at fault for not paying more to play increasingly worse games?

I only pay for games when I feel like it

Me and the other guys at Blockbuster are learning how to smoke weed

thought this was this at first glance

it's been shameful living in a country that does not have a Quality Ballroom

Don’t leave cash on the table if you don’t want it taken

Juche W

from How the Steel Was Tempered

Same vibes as this

Getting in trouble at your minimum wage job for saying one of the customers was “touched on”

“The Goon VO” come on man