SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃

KINGFISHER IS HERE

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My dentist said to heal my wounds I gotta give crazy backshots. Do you just want me to get dry socket you asshole??

Black lesbians love using that gif of Sam from Holes saying “I can fix that”

Love a long titty. Come ‘ere fruit roll up

my favorite part about korean BBQ restaurants is when they bring you 30 small plates of random shit

Pls let me hit while I’m recovering from dental surgery :(

You know what? Thoiller was right maybe I should imbibe St.Trina’s essence and enter eternal slumber

Jack is mad as hell reading this. Give him his damn beanstalk back!!!!!!!

High as fuck on a bean and I still don’t give a fuck about immigration. Let niggas roam freely worldwide 💯

People often think I’m a Brit bc I type colour and favourite with a U innit, My teeth have always been kinda fucked up, and I like doctor who I just don’t hate trans people enough and that’s kind of a major part of mainstream UK culture.

I got to watch my favourite horror movie with one of my favourite people in the whole world yesterday so if I die during my dental surgery at least I got that massive W

Have my last dental surgery in a few hours, wish me luck!

chibi robo when he has to get up and go pick up trash again

I saw some guy with food crumbs and grease all over his brand new phone 😭

scary lesbians in ur area are laying in bed with a dress no bra no panties

the growth of the “i shouldn’t have to fund your paycheck so i don’t tip” mentality is because they replaced the fluoride in tap water with Hitler particles

I’m resting in your blind spot; I’m curled up in a little ball and you can’t see me

redoing the mac and pc ads but justin long has a broken back the whole time while john hodgman has ai psychosis

Seeing everyone who got the IPhone Duo break their phone screen within hours is kinda funny

the peoples goodnighted will not be bedbug bited

My horny ass COULD NOT go to Ma’habre: the City of The Gods 😈😈

This is so funny bc it sounds like they got kicked out of their favourite past time; Racism