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i dress like a kindergarten teacher and i fuck like a sewer rat

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Imagine spending $2000 on a phone but you can’t figure out how to get dirt from under your nails. That’s what it’s like scrolling the iPhone subreddits today

i tnhink real joy is eating all the dnadelions you see on your way to your friend h9use and then when you have to poop its yellow and yuo laugh a lot because it sfunny

first five TTRPGs I played (in order) 1)

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my first five TTRPs in the order i played them: 1. pathfinder 1e 2. deadlands (I forget the edition) 3. vampire the masquerade (either revised or 20th, i forget) 4. shadowrun 5e 5. mutants & masterminds (third edition, i think)

We live in a world where bitches will browse furry vore scat like they’re visiting facebook but use a private tab and a tails USB to browse pornhub. Life in america