@ everyone with Claude commits on their git repos: you’re a fucking loser and you’ll never understand how it feels to make something work with your bare hands
Me and the girls are gathering around in the street at random times to scream at the top of our lungs and dip, all so we can afford to buy a house there
injected the estradiol i bought from @hillaryclinton.bsky.social over signal and the doctor said my leg is showing signs of necrosis? not a good look, hillary!
Imagine spending $2000 on a phone but you can’t figure out how to get dirt from under your nails. That’s what it’s like scrolling the iPhone subreddits today
i tnhink real joy is eating all the dnadelions you see on your way to your friend h9use and then when you have to poop its yellow and yuo laugh a lot because it sfunny
r0jnald regan went on tv and said he does not like to play bloxors on cool mathgames he said he hates it so ui i will not vote forn him i do not like that guyy
my first five TTRPs in the order i played them:
1. pathfinder 1e
2. deadlands (I forget the edition)
3. vampire the masquerade (either revised or 20th, i forget)
4. shadowrun 5e
5. mutants & masterminds (third edition, i think)
We live in a world where bitches will browse furry vore scat like they’re visiting facebook but use a private tab and a tails USB to browse pornhub. Life in america