Dirk (he/they/fae)

"Why did you write DIE RPG, Kieron?" "I wanted to ENABLE INTENSE PETTINESS"

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Ik im late but i thought of this n thought it was sweet #petraparker #spiderwoman #fanart

Sarah just 360 no-scoped me out of nowhere with this screencap, I have never been so mortally wounded

Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.

The wizard said their curse would make you repulsive to the one you love most, which you THOUGHT meant some sort of "Beauty and the Beast" deal, but it turns out it just made your orgasm face indistinguishable from the DreamWorks Smirk.

ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2

We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs

We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

Happy mushroom season!

While waiting for Trump to enter the signing of the US-Denmark-Greenland agreement at the UN, they chose “Send in the Clowns” as the background music. Yes, it’s real.

66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day % unwilling to date bi men Straight women 66% Bi men 15% Gay men 11% Bi women 10% % unwilling to date bi women Straight men 35% Lesbian women 20% Bi men 9% Bi women 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

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No more barking when we’re gone….

WTF 🤣

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

Calm down, Japanese children's show.

Big girls also need to get carried piggyback sometimes <3 A delightful commission for @fionawh.im #squirrelgirl #spiderman #petraparker #marvel

Wade still thinks she's cute. #PetraParker

new little guy avatar courtesy of @thelilnan.bsky.social

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