Trick or Pete Prodge

I don't watch vertical videos for the same reason I don't stare at sewage outlets.

This is like being the Minister for Transport and suddenly exclaiming "hey, have you seen these 'motor' 'cycles' they have these days? Extraordinary things! They're like very thin cars, but with two wheels. Remarkable! Some say it's a novelty, but I reckon they'll catch on."

Something to consider whenever you feel the spectre of Imposter Syndrome hovering over you.

A green Mohican and a pink tutu, that's how you could make it any more obvious, Avril so-called Lavigne.

Play old games: They’re good and good for you by @marcnormandin.bsky.social "There are better ideas for weathering this particular storm than taking financial advice from a company that seemingly buys studios just to close them." Read on:

Saw someone on TikTok say “does anyone know of any well paid jobs where I can sort things by colour? Or maybe even shape and size?” And the top answer said “Police officer” And they’re not wrong

Oh, fuck.

Farewell, the BBC Scotland broadcast channel.

Felt cute, might do loot later.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse...

People in the UK looking to secure a permanent injunction against the media are in luck. Britain's got talented lawyers.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But sloths have to breathe out their farts through their mouths because they can't fart in the conventional way.

My sister does a podcast about Higher Education, and she’s started getting these kind of emails. Person asks LLM to scan podcast transcripts and then generate email positioning themselves as a potential guest. Absolutely honking of data centre (©️ @luketurner.bsky.social) and thus eminently binnable.

Zippy and George are conscious. They can distinguish between self and environment, they can detect and report on their own internal states, and they can play shoeboxes with rubber bands round them like guitars.

Happy 8th anniversary to Respect-o-Toaster™️ to all who celebrate. @remembrancewatch.bsky.social

12-month ITV News investigation discovers that cats really enjoy eating fish.

One of the most mysterious choices we've featured on Looks Unfamiliar is Ghost Special No. 2 - an annual apparently inspired by nothing in particular. Can anyone shed any more light on this?? timworthington.org/2019/10/31/l...

Watching the new series of Mock the Week, and for some reason, I just felt a little twinge of happiness noticing that Mykola Pawluk is still working. One of those names that seems to have been around forever.

"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain

Great news for lovers of American candy! Again.

People saying that the BBC don’t allow slogans or advertising on clothing… Well that’s obviously not true (including a blatant Adidas logo!)

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Working on an AI Third Doctor fan-film and the results are uncanny.

Hartnell Troughton Pertwee Baker Davison Baker McCoy McGann Hurt Eccleston Tennant Smith Capaldi Whittaker Gatwa ...shit... I forgot about Dre.

Can all the affluent residents in that posh avenue leave their doors and windows open for me? I'm a good-natured guy and I will tidy up your rooms for absolutely nothing. I'll even polish the car keys to your very expensive motors.

Hartnell Troughton Pertwee Baker Davison Baker McCoy McGann Hurt Eccleston Tennant Smith Capaldi Whittaker Gatwa ...shit... I forgot about Dre.

A lot of liberal left-wing types have stated how they will never watch that livestream of a murder, but I for one have every intention of seeing the midterm election results.

ITV Doctor Who, you say?

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I wish James Blunt's records were as entertaining and likeable as he is.