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"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate

We really need to start castrating these guys

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That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.

Captain Iran.

I must share with you this epic community note on Twitter 😂

Sir, this is a Wendy's

He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.

Gavin Newsom is basically an overrated sports car. Really pretty on the outside and capable of top speeds. But the fuel efficiency is terrible. So is the handling. So is the maintenance. Looks really cool in a movie but it's completely impractical as your everyday ride. This will become clearer.

If I win Saturday's $232 Million Powerball I'm sharing with my followers on BSKY. I'm not sharing the money, but I will let everyone know I won.

Here is a premise. Kermit tries to keep a cast of characters under control backstage as they put on a variety show with a celebrity host.

Shame!

Why would we not want Europes help? Are we… protecting someone? www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

The GOP really packed 'em in in Dallas.

Conservatives on the Supreme Court have been diluting Americans’ votes for decades. Let’s dilute theirs. Expand the court in 2029.

AOC for the win: "Let’s put a data center in each one of Donald Trump’s golf courses. Let’s put one in New Jersey on his golf course. Put one in Mar-a-Lago. The only reason I don’t say put one on the White House lawn is because he’ll be out of there soon. If he loves them so much, he can have them."

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Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.

it's a disgrace

Just Trump's private army grabbing people with electric gloves, we have nothing to be concerned about. I'm sure Taylor is doing something interesting right now.

The USAID thing will eventually be talked about like a genocide

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

What a relentlessly stupid time to be alive.

My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.

Quick trials and quick hangings will be required when we get out of this, even for the pardoned. I mean, SS officers had immunity until Hitler was dead and then they were hung.

I think I have more Capital One accounts in good standing than the Trump Organization. I definitely pay more in taxes. Do I get audit immunity or nah?

Six congressmen bought between $83,000 to $245,000 in SpaceX stock just before its IPO: -Jared Moskowitz -Gil Cisneros -Dan Meuser -John McGuire -William Timmons -John James Five serve on committees whose work impacts SpaceX's business. We must ban members of Congress from trading stock.

The only mistake Fauci made was underestimating the stupidity of the American public and, it has to be said, he can’t throw a baseball for shit.

MITCH MCCONNELL IS ON ETERNITY LEAVE... Cleveland, Ohio 😂

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If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.

Go away Jake Tapper

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

Choose your children's reading material wisely!

Shenna Bellows Shenna Bellows Shenna Bellows 🙏🙏🙏

For all of you saying "move on from Platner." No. He's still in the race, officially. And no, you don't get to spend weeks and weeks telling me he was awesome and then declare "bygones" when it blows up in your face, as I kinda warned you it might.

Happily made my first donation this cycles.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

The Great Red Scare of Mesopotamia was really something.

Man, Graham Platner is a huge titty baby. May you disappear and the only news we hear are judgements from your misdeeds.

I hope that I'm not alone here, but never committing rape is probably the easiest thing I've done