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I went to check the PHP version on my site and my webhost (Hostinger) overhauled their entire admin panel (hPanel) to be AI-first, usability second. The panel just lists php 8.2 and 8.5 as options, couldn't find the last num anywhere, and I had to ask their stupid chatbot for the exact version.

Infinite Agent Theorem: an agent tasked with finding vulnerabilities in a given software with an infinite number of tokens for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly find a vulnerability, such as an RCE in iOS

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The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.

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Replying to @mjsdc.bsky.social

I am stunned that the constitutional question was so close. I thought it would be 6–3 or 7–2. It is profoundly disturbing that four justices would allow either the president or Congress to rewrite the plain text of the 14th Amendment. This is obviously a good outcome, but the margin is alarming.

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The court rules 6-3 that a bully can't pants you and dunk your head in the toilet during your Algebra final. But it was only 5-4 that the school charter actually says that you can't be dunked and voted purely on a toilet maintenance technicality. One vote away from being a pro-dunk institution.

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The obsession with getting instantaneous election results is weird and unhealthy, serves no real purpose, and feeds conspiratorial nonsense. Increasingly thinking we might be better off just embargoing all results for like a week.

Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social

This is because the DC Board of Elections is waiting to release results until everyone has voted, and there were lines of late-arriving voters at some election sites when polls closed. Josh could have easily learned about this (entirely reasonable) policy because the board publicly announced it.

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RNC: “Talarico is a freak!” Normal Person: “Didn’t Ken Paxton just offer a pedophile a plea deal for 1 day in jail?” RNC: … Normal Person: “Wasn’t Paxton impeached by Republicans for bribery?” RNC *frothing at the mouth*: “But but but Talarico they/them’d G-d” *Normal Person slowly backs away*

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "Tala-freako is a creep. He's a vegan. He thinks God is nonbinary. He wants to mutilate children."

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Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

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Kind of surprised that this hasn't been bigger news. It's finals week for a whole lot of universities, and yet, Canvas (a learning/grading platform used by ~9,000 schools globally) is currently inaccessible because of a pay-or-have-your-data-leaked hack. www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

insidehighered.com“PAY OR LEAK”: Hackers Target Big Higher Ed VendorThe criminal extortion group ShinyHunters breached Instructure last week. The hackers, who have also attacked individual universities, demanded the ed-tech giant pay up or face a data leak.
Siuolplex ⚪@siuol.bsky.social

If Quark does not release on Fabric by or on April 29th 2026 I will be writing, and subsequently publicly reading a fanfic between Soul Ice (Block) and Red Dyed Planks. This is my written promise to everyone.

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The Trump regime should not be treated like a normal administration. Saying nothing & acting business-as-usual in their presence is just granting them unearned legitimacy.

Charlotte Clymer@charlotteclymer.bsky.social

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question: When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

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Your periodic reminder that LLMs are incapable of "understanding" anything and that it is all a function of "self working card trick" of language probabilities; it just generates likely sounding bullshit. Sometimes that likely sounding bullshit is accurate because likely sounding things often are.

The President of the United States is openly advocating for genocide.

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The problem with this “sacrifice for our freedom” language is that the Trump administration cannot articulate a single half-plausible reason it did this, didn’t bother to explain to the public it was starting a war in the first place, and has changed its explanation for why three times in a week.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Sen. Roger Marshall on high gas prices: "Freedom is not free. Americans are gonna have to make some sacrifices."

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"Wow. A big drop" -- CNBC highlights that labor force participation is now the lowest it has been since in late 2021, before the covid vaccine was widely available

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James Talarico’s victory in the Texas Democratic Senate primary shows the power of a class-focused political message. His campaign emphasized economic populism and working-class unity rather than traditional Democratic Party messaging or identity politics. Hopefully, the system doesn't crush him.