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"Let Jesus fuck you? This is Rick James, bitch!"

In memory of Walter Koenig. 🖖💕

"No, I am the Other Door!"

What, me reproducing?

TFW you got them Kash eyes goin'...

I tried to serve him a summons, but he said he already had one.

Isn't that, technically, called his 'wick'?

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

MAD's Election Year Mother Goose Writer • Frank Jacobs Artist • Paul Coker Jr MAD Magazine Issue No. 186 October 1976 👉🏻TAP HERE For Full Dept👇🏻 #madmagazine #writerwednesday

I should call him...

Well this made my day. Hope the #Discworld skeeters catch wind of it! @discworldofficial.bsky.social @rhi.bsky.social

The 'easy' ones do it for free.

If you'd told me this was the real family that National Lampoon's Vacation was based on, I wouldn't blink an eye.

I mean.. if anyone would know about witches...

We are sad to hear that prolific character actor Richard Riehle has died at the age of 78. He played Batai in Next Gen's "The Inner Light," Seamus in the two Fair Haven episodes of Voyager, and Jeremy Lucas on Enterprise. Our deepest condolences to his friends and family.

My Reaction To Absolutely Everything

Is... is he gonna... I mean....?

Go to your local council meetings and be like this woman. Get right to the shits

Legit thought this was Piper Perri for a second there.

The Tragic Hip Replacements

But what about ON it?

Somewhere out there, Kim Guilfoyle is sitting in a dark room, with mascara streaked cheeks, picking wine glass shards out of her palm and repeating "The best is yet to come...." in a hushed, dull monotone.

🎶Black Hole Sun.. won't you come...🎶

Kash Patel is so hard right now...

"Is it time for Morbing? You bet!"

"Who am I? Well I'm not Bruce Wayne, that's for sure."

October belongs to the bats. 🦇🍂 They migrate, hibernate, navigate with sound and live surprisingly long lives. And there's still so much we don't know about them. It's Bat Month! All October we'll be sharing the science, stories and mysteries of bats. Come hang out with us. 🦇

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Teasing his Reichstag moment?

Private companies are hiding the Musk doc, while public funds are makin' Trump ads. If you are cool with it you can kiss my entire black ass and whatnot.

Holy shit. This guy just won us the trade war.

National Ghost Hunting Day • September 26 2026 #madmagazine

Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake!" * supporters prepare to flee the imminent Revolution * Donald Trump: "Let them eat shit!" * supporters start posting tiktoks of recepie ideas *

Not even in Revelations? Hunh.

Considering real life has become a ZAZ movie... It kinda has to be, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah... that time I got diagnosed with the Diabeetus.

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

Optics and Design is still hard at work, I see...

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“Why’s everyone so horny here?” may have been less a complaint than a body count.

"They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones! We do not know who else may be watching!"