Alex Ullman

Major beef time: Sulu does not say this flavor text. Anywhere, anytime. Ever. This is a George Takai meme that has nothing to do with Sulu. WHY IS THAT FLAVOR TEXT ON THIS CARD?

Thinking about this deck today and how it provides the opportunity to play some real weird cards: moxfield.com/decks/RIWWCg...

I’m seeing people reacting by pointing out that he’s obviously wrong. I appreciate that, but it’s also a pointless exercise. The problem isn’t that he’s wrong. The problem is that this is normal in American politics — and it’s been normal for a while.

Jon Ossoff’s closing argument went in for the kill.

If the punishment should fit the crime then RFK Jr. should be force fed Free Range Grade A Organic Bullshit for every meal for the rest of his life.

It’s funny also that this scandalous behavior is like the most wholesome thing a mayor has ever done. The Knicks won the championship and NYC’s mayor was so psyched about it he started crewing up to play late-night hoops with his bros. That’s the relatability that got him elected in the first place.

he saw an ottoman in the crowd and lost his train of thought it happens

Broccoli Cheddar Orzo something...

My Monday morning take is I like to sit down to a game of Commander to play a game of Commander. I'm not there watch someone race to their victory formation or do the same thing myself.

My Monday morning take is I like to sit down to a game of Commander to play a game of Commander. I'm not there watch someone race to their victory formation or do the same thing myself.

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

Yissss

The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party."

Check out how easy this is.

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Congratulations to Francisco Lindor of the New York Mets, winner of the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award presented by Capital One! 👏

I just want to name that people overcame this. Even against a stacked deck, the good fight is worth it. Win or lose, it's worth it. And sometimes the good guys win.

Hmmm...

What's a card you think is cool as hell but you haven't found a good deck for it yet? Here's mine:

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

Found the goodest boy at Green-Wood Cemetery

Hmmm...

I grew up very close to this landmark.

What's a card you think is cool as hell but you haven't found a good deck for it yet? Here's mine:

I don't think all trans people are saints because fuck that. But they are some of the bravest people on earth and they're being targeted out of malice of convienance. If you aren't on the right side of this now, you can't be trusted with much.

Thinking about them. Again.

Embalmer's Tools appreciation post.

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

Folks with kids: ours enjoys reading history (Hazard Tales, I Survived) and I am looming for good non-graphic novels for them. Third grader. Any good recs?

Some cities it's just not worth fucking with

I understand the freakout here but honestly this one reads as a sign of weakness to me a) peltola is going to win by more than the second dan sullivan's margin b) this argument is pathetic, and if their strategy is 'throw pathetic shit at the wall and hope something sticks' I'm less worried

festering piece of shit.

Here are two of my favorites. They might be weak by current standards but I do not care; they make me smile:

I am willing to bet too much money they want the dogs to look like Vaporeon. And if you get this I am so sorry.

Raising the dead has me all nostalgic. nerdtothecore.com/2026/09/18/b...

Raising the dead has me all nostalgic. nerdtothecore.com/2026/09/18/b...

It's taken me a long time to try and find a Zombie deck that will stick. I'm hopeful it'll be this beaute.

Thinking about her today. Give me some of your favorite zombies. moxfield.com/decks/EF6hAb...

Y'all ever get trapped in a creative quagmire where you just can't do your thing because of real life responsibilities, the encroaching authoritarianism, late stage capitalism causing a reflexive cost benefit analysis, and social media platforming Dislike Content? No? Just me? Rats.

Don't sleep on Noxious Ghoul. This card is an absolute house.

It is hard to explain exactly how big a menace this guy was at EDH tables in the early 2010s.

It's a kindred Syr Konrad.

This Marvel card feels like a "sleeper":

since someone else already mentioned stitcher's supplier (the combo lover's zombie), i'm going with two - putrid imp, for being the scrappy common that could cut it in legacy; and rotting regisaur, for being a nice clean simple design that always makes me smile when i get to put it in a list.

When I had my old zombie deck, he was my major play maker. Sac tokens, tutor your win conditions and infinites. Made the deck too samey but now with all the new zombie stuff it’s probably a lot more fun to play without the rooftop infinites.