Rich Ebeling

one thing I will say about the preemptive pardon bullshit is it is not the behavior of a group of people who have a definitive plan to retain power forever

the routine, pay for play pardons are all by themselves one of the worst corruption scandals in american history!

it's a bit concerning that instead of responding to obvious political incentives and moderating on some of their worst and most unpopular policies, the Trump administration is getting more and more extreme

Narrator: he did not in fact get Greenland

i genuinely want nothing more in the world than to see ossoff eviscerate vance on a debate stage

True but derogatory

So since we know nothing was voted on with the by fiat renaming. I can only conclude Lake Ontario died.

Hey who needs woke shit like logistics

Wait… what?

Hey @rifftrax.com any thought of doing the 1943 Batman serial now that the Captain Marvel serial is finished?

Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"

So apparently it was all Caleb Williams fault

Marco needs an anchor jacket when he says that.

Doink

How did the VMA’s outlive the network that created it?

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"

Pancake is a breakout star in this season of Reacher

I thoroughly enjoyed Inkpot Gods by @seananmcguire.bsky.social. As for the ending… Oh no. I would have read it sooner but Hugo award reading took priority.

With this administration there’s so much awful, blatant corruption, blatant abuse of the rule of law, rampant warmongering and war crimes, but what’s been done to our healthcare leadership could be the worst.

@sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social Finished All Hail Chaos. Let me say… I knew it… Also, dammit I want book 3 now.

Evergreen til 2029 at least

Evergreen til 2029 at least

This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)

I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly.

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

I’m afraid that my ballroom is fully armed and operational in time to stop your pathetic inauguration.

He has 100% of the people who support him unquestionably

hmmmmm.

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

THE METS WIN THE PENNANT! THE METS WIN THE PENNANT! THE METS WIN THE PENNANT! THE METS WIN THE PENNANT! #lgm

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

“verify jerry” they said “ what could go wrong” they said

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes: