Thomas McKeon

Surley I've blocked every SPAM caller out there by now...

People struggling to pay bills are cheering on the president and his allies become richer at their expense. All because he claims to hate the same people they do. Culture war is powerful, and awful.

This is so well done. 👌

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

Welp, we all know where Wallace is.

JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?

Empathy > Apathy

Trump Vs The World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=296-...

January 7th is the Annual celebration of "finding a Christmas decoration you missed while putting them away over the weekend and so now it just lives downstairs."

I don’t care how good he is, SGA’s play style is gross

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Hey, I don't have any hit songs but the line "Christmas comes this time each year" in The Beach Boys "Little Saint Nick" is such a throw away line & hook. Yeah, no shit, it’s called a calendar.

Happy Breadroll Day to all the kids out there.

Dems in ARRAY

If GoDaddy had a restaurant: Me: I’ll go with the steak. GD: OK, 3 steaks. There's an extra charge to insure the steaks from being stolen on way to your table. To reduce the chance of getting sick from bad steaks, that's also extra. Me: Cancel my order. Ah, where's the door? Where's the door?!

Adobe Camera Raw Updates - Have you done anything for me over the years except nag me?

Boston looks forward to welcoming the world to our beautiful city, the cradle of liberty and city of champions.

Breaking: When every post is Breaking, none of them are Breaking

tbh this was probably Stephen's WILDEST move of the year 🤯 #NBAHandlesWeek

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card.

Ficus!

Constantly saying "Breaking: [Republican politician] just [did this crazy thing]. Imagine if [Democratic politician] did [the same crazy thing], [Republicans] would immediately impeach!" doesn't seem to be working. You rely on shame and self-policing when they turned those controls off long ago.

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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference

"The Trial of Barabbas" for your Good Friday

Classic

The leopard, after gorging on all the faces, let out a sigh of exasperation, for many of them had two.

Gretchen, stop trying to make PANICAN happen.

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts theonion.com/u-s-foo...

I do not find Severance as confusing as the “previously on Severance” recaps; which seem to be random scenes I have never seen before.

Magic trick

It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.

Hamilton should do one show at Kennedy but Lin-Manuel should rework "The Reynolds Pamphlet" lyrics and squeeze in a bunch of the Trumpy shenanigans but keep the "Never gon' be President now" part for irony that the kids these days seem to enjoy.

Tasty

A brief summary of Trump’s idea of a ‘peace deal’: Zelenskyy: “I need help to protect my people.” Trump: “Well, you should have thought of that before you got invaded…” Full version here: youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

I'm fat every Tuesday.

My evenings consist of watching shows & movies, looking up cast members of said shows & movies wondering where I know them from, then looking up their ages, and then wondering what the fuck have I been doing all my life.

“Happy Wife, Happy Wife” —Thomas McKeon

“The longest path is often the shortcut.” — Thomas McKeon

“Originality is one trying to emulate their influences and falling dreadfully short.” —Thomas McKeon (probably plagiarized)

"Breaks his silence" doesn't apply if that thing happened when he was sleeping and he just woke up and found out about it and then expressed his opinion to the first reporter who asked.

If you film a how-to clip set to music, no dialog, and you wag your finger at the camera, I will swipe away so fast I’ll risk tearing the fabric of space-time.

Use of the Oxford comma is often unnecessary, superfluous, and redundant.