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🍿🔥This is getting better by the minute

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Netflix has picked up Sesame Street. Brand-new episodes, as well as past seasons, will premiere this year for its 300 million subscribers and will also air on PBS.

We saw one of these little guys in the woods today for the first time this year. ☺️ If you see one, please don’t pick them up! Aside from the danger of falling, their skin is highly porous so you can unintentionally make them sick from the oils, salt, bug spray, sunblock, etc. on your hands. 🧵

This!

Actually - I'd be happy if there would be no more fireworks. Fireworks terrify pets and wildlife and pollute the environment. But I'm a little afraid of the alternatives people will use to celebrate: shooting guns, making their own explosives, starting bonfires...😱

Today April 12, 1945 - President Franklin D. Roosevelt died in office aged 63. He was inaugurated on March 4th, 1933 and is the longest serving president. He was succeeded by Harry S. Truman.

China now campaigning to boycott US goods. Does the US even still sell stuff in China? Besides Whiskey and soy beans?

Sad but true. 😜

Prohibition started in Colorado in 1916. The Coors family pivoted to ceramics, using the rich clay deposits around Golden. That kept the family business afloat until the end of Prohibition in 1933. Coors Porcelain Company became CoorsTEK, which is still in Golden today.

Social Security Info will be communicated only on X!? This makes X look very uncool - especially to young people. And what % of seniors are even on X?

When Trump said he'd stop people entering the country, I'm not sure this is what he had in mind...

Whenever Germans mistakenly think they hear German phrases in English lyrics, they’re sometimes referred to as “Agatha Bauer” songs. This comes from the 90s hit The Power by Snap! (who ironically are German), where many people in Germany misheard the famous line “I got the power!” as “Agatha Bauer!”

Baby chicks were never an appropriate Easter gift for children, but especially not now with the spread of Bird Flu. 🐣 Get a toy chick and sponsor a rescue bird instead! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-birds

Today’s crash is not to be referred to as Black Monday. It is White Boy Monday. by Karoline Leavitt

Ukrainian aerial reconnaissance witnessed a brutal groundhog battle somewhere on the front line. t.me/fokin_live/140

This is the beginning of a massive fall of MAGA. No amount of division, fear mongering, lies, and cheap lines will overcome the fact that you just took many people’s prosperity just because it makes you feel powerful. Mark my words, the beginning of the end.

Please help me get this opportunity in front of as many potential future marine biologists as possible. We have a team standing by to answer their questions but we need questions!

Trump's foolishness has presented the perfect opportunity for cats and penguins to sign a trade deal - the fish will be ours!

And here we go…👇 We. Are. So. Fucked. ✨

Friends, ‼️Please help spread important topic far&wide: A coalition of prominent faith leaders sent a letter to President Trump&Secretary of State Rubio,urging them to make the safe return of the almost 20,000 Ukrainian children abducted by Russia a precondition of any ceasefire or peace agreement

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

Well, JPMorgan’s chief economist Bruce Kasman certainly sounds cheery.

If you’re new here, welcome. Our Antarctica Nudist Colony Government was formed after Seal hunters left our land around 1920. We occasionally allow scientists to study our 29 mammals, multiple seabirds, and limited flora, but have no permanent human settlement. Australia partially protects us 1/2

Russia's economy is about the size of Italy's. That's an excellent perspective.👇

Massive protests across Hungary against corruption and impunity call for the Trump and Kremlin linked Viktor Orbán to resign. This comes after Orbán vowed to eliminate a global “shadow army” serving the European Union and a “liberal American empire”. #HungaryProtests

"A survey of over 100,000 Germans revealed that 94% won’t buy a Tesla vehicle." lol electrek.co/2025/03/14/t...

Our Veterans deserve better.

I wonder who will have to pick up the tab for the health care costs due to side effects of measles infections such as encephalitis, mental retardation, eye and ear problems, suppressed immune systems and more. The parents of unvaccinated kids better have excellent health insurance.

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That is exactly true.

Also, just one of these government-funded Elon shitshows could fund the Veterans Suicide hotline until the end of time.

A pink Hermès handbag sold for $35,000 at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home while people struggle to pay for rent and groceries.

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme." Un-fucking-real.

Very cool! Clothes made from thread that contains tiny LEDs. Would be fun to have just a piece of this fabric for a bag or jacket. By Japanese label Anrealage via NYT Gift link to NYT article: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/s...